The Johnson's

Dope spot! Home of the $3 PBR. (Used to have $2 beers back in the golden era)Used to be much better pre pandemic. Vibe is still cool. Drinks are still cheap. Lounge area in the front . Pool table in the back. Burger joint before you enter the bar is cool too. Not expecting much but a solid spot for a pre game with the homies

Drinks are well priced and the food is so good. I love the chop burger and chicken sandwich. Also the animal style fries are great.

Their televisions are not authentic CRT televisions. They are flat screen televisions (LCD I assume. Whatever you can get a Best Buy for under $100) fitted under a faux CRT case. It’s a good bar, just think this small skimp takes away from what they’re trying to do with the wooden panels and VHS tapes living the wall.

Cool interesting bar space. Came here after shopping at L train Vintage. Beers in cans and cocktails. They have a separate kitchen place in the front that has some yummy fries, a healthy dose of them too:)

I was surprised that I like the food here, but I did. Burgers and fries and what not. You order, get a buzzard, then it rings and you pick up the food. Drinks are in the back. They have beer, and mixed drinks, probably wine too. The place was quite loud, too loud for my liking. And the lights inside always flicker, or dim up and down. I don't understand that. They have two tables outside. That was a nice place to sit and enjoy the food without the loudness. Overall sure, I would go back.

Amazing bar with 80s vintage relatives-house vibes. Full bar with good bartenders and not overpriced for the area. The pain-killer (frozen drink) is a must try. We've been coming here for years and its always good.

Unpretentious and a bit dive-y. Mixed crowd. I love the music on the weekends, it's definitely curated by one of the bartender girlies.

This is such a cool place to hang out with your people!! After my wife and I were walking to explore a little bit more of this part or Brooklyn, we luckily bump into The Johnsons !! A very nice and well decorated place!! Staff very friendly drinks are very affordable, and the night was complete

Probably my favorite local bar. Three dollar pbrs are great when everything has been quickly rising in price every time you stop somewhere. Their painkillers used to be $6 but now its around $9. Its ok. I just need my PBRS. The bar is pretty chill. Theres good food by the entrance. Its actually its own entity and they have good burgers and fried chicken thigh sandiwches. The bar is pretty divey and I wouldnt recommend getting cocktails. Just go get your beers and hang out. Service has been pretty decent too. People are pretty chill.

Stopped by for a couple of drinks before heading to a show over at the Mirage. The place was PACKED, but had a pretty interesting setup with the bar being all the way in the back. The decor was a lot of fun (won't spoil anything) and the drinks were reasonably priced and stiff (keeping in mind it's divey). My favorite was the frozen pain killer. Bartender was nice, but felt bad for her because she obviously seemed overwhelmed due to the amount of people all wanting to order drinks at the same time. Will def stop back again next time I'm in the neighborhood and grab another one of those painkillers!

My favorite dive bar in bushwick! Great happy hour deals and amazing burgers out front makes this a crowd pleasing choice. The place gets super crowded on weekends especially after a show, very dead on weekdays. Favorite cocktails are the gin drizzle and their iconic frozen painkillers.

Good vibes and friendly bartenders! Much needed chill cooldown from an otherwise hectic night!

You order food in the front and drinks in the back. Definitely not the warmest service, but it'll do. The drinks and food will make up for it anyways. The chopped burger really hit the spot for me! Reminded me of the cheeseburger I had at 7th Street Burger. The frozen drink Painkiller was so delicious and strong (and therefore dangerous). Super chill vibes. Good place to hang out before/after a show at Theater XIV.

The bartender person who was working on June 16th in the evening was not the best, was kinda rude and while we were sitting inside there were baby roaches along the wall

I went into the Johnsons once, waiting 20 minutes at the bar for a simple beer on a Thursday while the bartender was conversing the entire time and didn't even notice I had come in. After asking for a beer and she seems to have an attitude, i asked if everything was alright. She got very upset that I was asking. I then asked if it was her job that was causing her to be like this. Next thing I know, the girl is getting angry/offended and calling back up to kick me out of the bar which I have since been banned from. I wasn't showing a single sign of aggression, just seems like they didn't want me sitting there anymore (great rule as an establishment!) This is extremely unwelcoming and unsettling being that I'm a proud Bushwick local and live a couple of doors down. Now, it turns out, I can't enjoy drinks with my friends who want to go play pool at the Johnson's all because this one bartender had a chip on her shoulder. I do NOT recommend this bar because unless you look and speak like the people working there, you WILL NOT FEEL WELCOME! Someone please talk to the staff about this selective treatment because as far as I know, it's a POOR business model! Oh and by the way, the girl with the black hair and the devil horns tattoo on her chest is one of the rudest people let alone bartenders i have ever encountered. Her and her sidekick barback are non-confrontational especially when I've respectfully asked why I'm not allowed to go there anymore. There should at least be an explanation, but no... it's your typical avoidant behavior you'd expect from folks like this. Specifically I've been told that I am 86'ed like im a menu item (like they get enjoyment from this) 0/10 if I had the option!

This place rules. I wouldn't necessarily consider it a dive bar, but it is a very cozy, vintage inspired bar, with decor including old VHS tapes playing on TV's, as well as a pool table in the back. The drinks are great, bartenders are quick and kind. Prices are actually very fair, considering its placement in the heart of Bushwick. I will be back, and I always recommend this spot to my friends in the city.

Their drinks are incredibly delicious and you will be tipsy off of them!! $6 pouches ? good vibes ? Favorite local spot Painkiller drink is an absolute favorite sells out quick. Its like a Piña Colada. All of the pouches are frozen btw. They thaw out quickly with this heat no worries. Come by and hangout!

oooooooh Gurl! let me tell you about this place! Those drinks are dangerous and mad good! Recently moved to Brooklyn and thank you YELP! for the suggestion.. Thanks to yelp! this place made a permanent eternal client. anyone want to go get one those drinks in the pouches?

A cool spot for a great burger! Last night I came in with my wife and another couple to grab a late bite (11pm-ish) after a show at Company XIV down the street. This was the second time we've done this and it was another delicious experience, which proved that this place is worth a review! The decor is just spot-on, with the most retro feel and good music all evening. And the burgers were ON POINT! Add to that a crunchy-yet-pillowy corn dog, and serious animal style fries (not pictured), and this is a perfect place for a late-night hang. Looking forward to the next show and the next burger!

Not sure why my comment got removed, but the vibes on Sunday 4/28were bad and the bartender who was working was nasty to me and my friends. Do better!

The best frozen drink I've ever had. And the strongest. Definitely my new summer spot

The staff sucks. You might get better service if you're tatted up, your hair is orange, and you dress like you're in The Matrix. I feel like this place is getting dirtier and dirtier. Painkiller is alright if the slushy machine is working.

New York has changed but this isn't Disney World, Horse Town middle-of-nowhere, or Strip Mall forget-me-ville. If you're reading this and not here for a good time, than don't go to any bars in NY. You're the problem. If you know the band Sleep but complain about cocktails, you're the problem. If the bouncer is rude than be happy it's 2019 and you weren't turned away. If you don't like the color of the staff or patrons than stay home. The world doesn't owe you anything. NY owes you less.

Good drinks, good vibes. Not sure if they have food. Would return if i was in the area.

Had a very strange experience here a few years ago. I had read the reviews prior to coming here, but my group and I decided to give it a shot anyways. There were about 4 of us, all on separate tabs and all ordered about 2-3 beer & shot combos. When we got our tabs back, all of them were the same except for my boyfriends, who also happened to be the only black person in our group. I remember asking the bartender why his was more expensive and after examining the itemized receipt he received a little closer it was because they had already included the tip :) This probably goes without saying, but we haven't been back here since. I make it a point to let other people know what happened here if they happen to bring this bar up in conversations.

Drinks are cheap and fine but the staff is really rude. The first time I came her, I had a beer and some food and the food guy came and cleared the dishes and took my unfinished beer as well. When I realized he had taken it a few seconds later and ran to the kitchen, he had just poured it out and refused to give me a new one because he said I should have noticed and said something. The second time I came here, I tried to order two drinks for me and my boyfriend and when I went up the bartender said she needs to see an ID for each drink, which is reasonable. My boyfriend recently lost his ID and is clearly over 30 so he didn't have it, and she yelled at me "YEAH THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!" Dunno why all the people working here are so mean ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Don't even bother. Over priced hipster bar with no where to sit. Also very rude staff. If you're looking for white people who paid too much for their 1980's themed clothes, then hit this place up. Otherwise, pass.

Well this used to be my favorite bar in Bushwick. Pre pandemic and certainly when it first opened it was super cool and a walk back in time. You were transported to your parents and grandparents 1970's basement, pool table and all. They did a really good job with the decor and the vibe. Sadly, now it's just a trashy dive bar. It's lost its charm and nostalgia. The place seems run down and the bathrooms are gross. It went from class to trash. I hope they find their way back to what they once were.

I think you gotta take The Johnson's for what it is: the $2 beer place. I really like the aesthetic of The Johnson's! I feel like the cheap drinks attract more of the dive bar crowd, but it doesn't feel so dive-y because the design is so well thought out. This spot has a lot of bad reviews and... honestly, the claims have been quite harsh! Hopefully things have been turned around and maybe they changed staff because I have been in twice and the bartenders have been kind, patient, and fun! You really cannot beat the prices of these drinks... $4 Painkiller $5 Lionshead + well shot Your wallet ends up happy at the end of the night. *Also, the fries & burger at the pop-up in the front are LEGIT!

Really good food for a bar! The cocktails were super sour if you're into that. I'd say 5 stars for food atmosphere and prices for beer. 3 stars for cocktails, maybe it was just the bartender at the time!

#They have $2 Lionshead cans. That's cheap. The #three times I've been here, it always smells strong of chemical-cleaning products. Maybe that means the bar is clean.

So I'm sure this is a great place, but this blondish (?) chick was way too full of attitude for me to come here again. Idk, maybe she was having a bad day, but I've had bad days working service and yea.. I refrain from being a dick. Also she didn't give me my change (only a dollar), and she was weirdly rude to my gf. We were baffled as to why. Whatever it's no biggie but at the end of the day, I bet the place would do better without her.

Yay. I'm first! So apparently this is the Bushwick version of the LES' Welcome To The Johnson's, and it just opened in mid-December. I went here last Sunday because they had a sign outfront that said "liquid brunch." I'm apparently out of the loop because I found out that liquid brunch just means drink specials for the whole time, and doesn't actually offer food. In fact, this place doesn't have any real "food food," but they do have bar snacks, like the really good kettle chips, and some hard boiled eggs, and the like. It's essentially a divey cocktail spot, that brings the 70s back to life with it's decor. Since it was liquid brunch time, we got their $10 cocktails for $5, but they also had $3 wells and $2 beers too. Not bad from 1-9pm on a relatively snowy Sunday. There's also a pay to play pool table if you're in the mood...and a VERY cool outdoor area, that certainly wasn't being used because it's NYC and it's freezing, but I'm sure will be prime real estate come spring and summer time. The place is SUPER new too, it still has that new bar smell (the bathroom didn't even have a sign on it when i went) and a cool vibe to it. I like it. Check it out.

Perhaps my opinion of The Johnson's is a bit biased, because for the full duration of my visit I sat like a conquering hero in the gloriously comfortable hanging chairs on the patio in front. My lowly subjects (read: friends) brought me multiple alcoholic beverages that I could place in the dual cupholders of my throne, and then they sat nearby, indulging my every whim and hanging on my every word. So I really like this place. It's the polar opposite of its sister bar in the LES, but I have a soft spot for both. I don't think I've ever ordered anything other than well drinks during happy hour at Welcome to the Johnson's, but here I enjoyed some sort of mojito thing, a nice bottle of Lagunitas, and multiple shots of Fernet. They do a good job behind the bar. I gave up huffing bleach a long time ago, so the only downside of the whole experience was when they inexplicably started mopping the floors at 11 pm on a Saturday (the whole floor, this wasn't spill cleanup). But honestly, there are much worse things that bars have done to me.

Due to all the good reviews, I thought this would be a great place to get a tasty cocktail and play a round of pool. I thought wrong. First of all, the happy hour cocktails I got (Paloma & Sazerac Sling) straight up tasted HORRIBLE. Worst cocktails I've ever had (not kidding and the bf agreed)--super unbalanced and very bitter. I have a feeling the blonde lady bartender did not know what she was doing because I'm sure they should've been better than they were. We really didn't want to drink them. The bartender definitely had some attitude although it wasn't super busy. She was obviously friends with/knew the guys playing pool who were planning on hogging it so we didn't even bother. I liked the appearance of the place and the music but for a place that's categorized as a cocktail bar to have really terrible cocktails, I can only give it one star.

This place is one of my favorite in Brooklyn. I'm so happy it made it through the pandemic. Truly the best bar in Brooklyn. They are so honest and kind. They lost my ticket for my food order and I had to wait over an hour for it. To apologize they paid outright for it with drinks on the house. They are truly the best kind of people. I will come here til I'm 190. Also love that they have pool. And the bartender is a smoke show.

The Johnson's is a solid neighborhood bar. It's a staple for me, whether I'm looking to day drink or for a casual night out. The drinks are cheap, and for the most part pretty strong. They have a frozen drink for like $6 during happy hour which is delicious and packed with enough vodka that you don't need more than one or two. If that's not your speed they always have Lion Hearts available for a whooping $2. The front section feels like the BK sister of any trendy East Village dive bar. It has it's light up sign and large swing chairs perfect for instagram. But the back is dark and dingy with a pool table, booths, leather chairs, and the large bar area. So it's basically the best of both worlds. I really do love this place. That said, I once broke a glass here and when I asked for a broom to clean up the glass they said they didn't have one....so there's that.

The first time I came to Johnson's I really just wanted to have some fries. I love the decor and even though it's a dive bar it doesn't feel like it. It's filled with hipsters on the weekends, but doesn't get insanely overcrowded, which I love. The drinks aren't too expensive, $6 during happy hour (every day 5-9) or $8 otherwise. Unfortunately, their drinks don't taste good. I ordered a Poloma and my boyfriend hit the ---- sunset. Both drinks were pretty awful, but at least they were strong. The atmosphere is awesome, but the booze sucks. Not sure how I feel about that, especially since it's super close to my apartment. The Strange Flavor Burger Shack is tucked inside and definitely gives this place a bonus. The place is divided into two sections; there's the back, where the bar is, and there are half a dozen cozy booths. It's dimly lit and intimate. There's even a pool table in the back! The front room has the burger shack and several cool seating spots. There's a giant wooden platform, a long table and some swinging chairs. I'm absolutely crazy about the swinging chairs! So like I've said, it's a cool place, but I wish the drinks were better! It has great potential.

I'm a fan of The Johnson's, maybe it's because bc we share the name, but i thinks it's more because it's a solid bar. The bar has a cool set up with the house vibe, but more importantly the bar has the right prices. $6 for a happy hour cocktail is hard to beat in this city. Also, they have a kitchen to keep your belly from grubbing while you get you drink on. The animals fries are on point. This bar wins in my book and is in solid rotation.

This is hands down my favorite bar. Drinks are well-priced, aesthetic is ideal and transports you to another era, music will have you feeling a good type of way any night of the week. There's also delicious food and a lot of seating options, from typical booths to classy leather chairs to rocking woven spaceships. You could spend many hours here and never get bored. Be sure to get their painkillers and enjoy the ride.

Finished a street art walking tour and needed a bathroom. Was sent to Johnson's and the bartender had NO problem letting me use the bathroom. Sometimes you get an attitude when you ask to use the bathroom, she was like no problem! Felt I should reward her so I stayed for a drink after. Turns out it was happy hour, and I could have a $2 beer. Not bad. Didn't catch the bartender's name but she was super nice, and we chatted about our lack of Halloween plans. Left not long after and realized as I walked into the subway station that now I had to pee again. lol

Second weekend in a row stopping by garage like bar to grab one of the margarita Capri sun pouch drinks! We loved it! The margaritas are strong and on a sunny day the vibe is nice around the area!

One of my favorite bars in the neighborhood. Always a good vibe and cheap drinks! I love the desert sun and pain killer. Also who doesn't love swings?! Bartenders are also really sweet! Also happy hour goes late and is generous!

I went in for an end-of-weekend drink on a Sunday night and the spot was great but the service was *perfect*. The only bartender handling the entire bar (Avery) is by far one of the most impressive bartenders I've ever met. She was fast and efficient as well as very friendly. Will be coming back here if the service is always like this.

Super cheap dive, similar to their other location in the LES - except it's much larger. There's food in the front courtyard area, where you can also have doggos. Inside has boothes, their signature couch and bar. Bartenders are attentive but also intense.

This bar is all about the 80's which I love. It has a unique layout when you walk in. You can order food right when you walk in then you'll walk through a garden/patio type area that has two swings (exciting!) then you'll get to the bar once inside you'll see it takes you back to what the 80's would've been like. The drinks are cheap and we were served right away. There is a pool table, couches and booth seating inside. Overall it's a laid back vibe. I'll definitely be back.

We went to this bar on a Friday night, it was busy but not packed which is good. They have a pool table, tables and a front more open part where you can sit. The barback kept picking up up our half empty drinks trying to scam us. She then proceeded to knock over our drinks over and acting like she was "cleaning up". We said something to her and she got an attitude and started cursing at us. They kicked my friend out and I was left to pay so I paid for the drinks. And come to find out the next day not only did they charge my card, but they charged my card for same amount. This place is complete scum. Do not go here unless you wanna be scammed.

Cheap, never really crowded, and fun. I like that there is the front, more open area with food and and outdoor vibe, and the back is darker and more of a typical bar feeling. However, the service sucks. The few times I've been there the bartenders are just rude and don't seem to care. There's a difference between being laid back, and being bad at your job. Too many cheap bars in Bushwick for the service to be lacking here, and based on my own experience and other reviews, poor service seems to be the norm here.

Love this place. I come here for Sunday Funday's way more often than I should but it is cheap and has a laid back atmosphere. They have happy hour until 9PM everyday which is unbeatable (The Paloma is my go to). If it is before 6PM pain killers are $4. Ok yes, it comes from a daiquiri machine but PLEASE do not let that fool you. It is probably one of the strongest drinks in the place. My friend and I come on the reg and get floaters on top of them and by the time we leave, we are always giggling and wobbly (IDK we think floater are a good idea...) If you're not a "cocktail" person just for with a lions head and shot special and you're good. The place has gotten even better because Duncan's Burgers has now taken over the front window and they are absolutely delicious. (Hints: Burger prices are a little cheaper than Duncan's real delivery menu! Make sure to tell them how you want it cooked or else they come MR). pros: Good cheap drinks, hanging chairs, lots of space, pool table. cons: Bathrooms are meh (but i mean w/e) and i think there are 1 or 2 bartenders who are not the nicest.

Great place. Very affordable and great service. Love the frozen drinks and the fries!!

I live in bushwick and this is my favorite bar!!!!!Great music w tropical and punk vibes and great drinks ! Staff is awesome and super friendly FAVVVVVVV

I typically love this bar and also the location in lower East side... But as a service industry professional, I have to make this review about the bartender from October 1 2019 in the evening... He was too busy flirting with girls the whole time, was extremely rude, and also threaten to hit my Mets hat off of my head because he's from the Bronx... I literally, and I timed it, waited 22 minutes for two Moscow Mule's because he could not stop flirting with this trio of girls at the bar. I had to ask him for my drink about five times, to which he idiotically tried to laugh it off as a mistake... Completely unprofessional, completely rude, and an overall asshole.... I hope he thinks he's super cool with his horrible teeth and his dumbass highlights... Total tool. Should not be working at such an amazing bar. Franny, this guy is god awful.

Bartender was super rude last night. I told him I had a lime allergy and he threw it off of my drink like a child and gave me an attitude. Like hello??? I don't want to die in your bar, sorry. When a friend of mine was looking to open up a tab he gave her more sass for no reason and forced her to put her drinks on my tab. Super disrespectful to women and I won't go here ever again. Drinks were watered down/over priced/ bad service ?? What's the point of having a bar if you're not going to do the bare minimum.

With so many bars to choose from in Bushwick it can be a real challenge to stand out. The Johnsons has stood out time and time again as the best place to be mistreated in all of Bushwick. Whether I'm getting half full painkillers(for just $6!), being antagonized by the bartenders, or being stuck listening to SLEEP blasted at a volume which renders conversations between friends to a dance among mimes; I always know what to expect when going to the Johnsons. If you enjoy genuine hospitality, fast service, rapport with a bartender you've met more than twenty times, a quiet place to catch up with friends that doesn't reek of fabuloso, or staff who want your money; you better stay the fuck away before they tell you to go the fuck away. Nothing says New York fuckin city like a bunch of Orlando transplants sporting carhartt apparel, outdated hipster brand fashion and frowns while pissing and moaning about their jobs. So you're probably wondering why the fuck do you continue to come to an establishment that is clearly possessed by the evil spirits of Disney jail? Well for starters it's cute as fuck. The food at strange flavor is some of the best you'll find in bushwick, especially at such a late hour. The drinks could not possibly be any cheaper, the painkillers are very good, and the piss poor attitude of the staff guarantees that you'll be able to get a seat at the bar or a game of pool whenever you come in. So if you're walking by after recently relocating from your Murray hill apartment, using your parents credit card because you've been working fashion internships since graduation three years ago, and you just want somewhere to mistreat service staff and do key bumps of mommy and daddy's money, come on in and hear what the rest this city would like to tell you, go fahk yahself!

A great little find in Bushwick. I recommend coming here if you're ever in the area. Not to far from the L train either which is great for those who don't live in the area. I loved the vibe of this place. Super retro feel in a great way. Drinks were also super cheep which is always a good thing! I went on a like Tuesday night and it was pretty popular, but not in an obnoxious way. There were seats open and we were able to grab a booth for four people. The bartenders were friendly and we were able to get our drinks pretty fast. The menu looked like there were some cool drink specials I didn't get to try out but would love to come back. Overall I really enjoyed coming here, it was great fun for a Tuesday night. Would like to see what it's like on a weekend.

Came here for drinks on New Year's Eve with the bf and friends. It has a nice chill, 70s retro vibe to it, with wood paneling on the woods and random woven wall hangings. I don't think they have any beers on tap, but Lion's Head beers are $2 each. I got a negroni, which was pretty well made. At midnight, the staff gave out champagne and decorations to everybody, which was nice on their part. Overall, it was a nice, comfortable bar to hang out at, and there is a food stand by the entrance. Would definitely come back here to hang out again.

Completely different than the divey Lower East Side Johnson's, but fun for all the same reasons. Awesome bartenders, chill crowd, lots of seating (indoor and outdoor), pool table, and all around great atmosphere. I suggest coming here for punk night on Mondays.