Joi B.
Yelp
"Twenty eyes in my head...they're all the same"
It's not likely that you'll ever see me quoting Glenn Danzig in a Yelp review again (that's sort of a lie), but this was all that I could think of as I perused room after room in the old mansion that contains the Toy and Miniature Museum of Kansas City.
The eyes are everywhere. Always feel like somebody's watching you? They are. Porcelain Dolls. Barbies. Teddy bears. Miniatures. Miniature miniatures. Miniature miniature miniatures (seriously, at one point you're looking at things through a microscope. These people aren't fooling). Hell, even the marble room technically is full of eyes, right? It's mind boggling.
I feel like I can't possibly absorb everything in just one visit and then write it all down in one review. Instead, I'll try to capture the essence of the museum here and leave the haunted doll speculation (and more!) to next time.
I'm going to come clean here and admit I was in love with my dolls when I was a young'un. I can't deny my conventional girlhood, as much as I embrace my youthful proclivity to play with bugs and ephemera. Joseph Cornell would probably agree that it's all somewhat related, after all (I thought of Joseph Cornell constantly here).
I had Cabbage Patch Kids, a Madame Alexander baby doll, and yes, I was a girl who loved her Barbies, too. I didn't have the Dream House or the swimming pool (with Barbies that tanned!) or that cool sports car, but my friends did. I just loved dressing her up in an array of fabulous outfits.
Barbie's 50th anniversary is the current special exhibit and it will not disappoint, showcasing the beloved doll throughout her every incarnation, including "Black Barbie." That this came out in not 1965, but 1980, uhhh seriously?...and "Hispanic Barbie" came out around the same time. Now we're told that this is sold only in Latin American markets and is not called anything but "Barbie." That's some save, Mattel. I loved the center display of the designer collection Barbies, by such famed designers as Bob Mackie and Christian Dior, but the best thing for me is they have a Barbie FASHION PLATE station. I still bemoan the retirement of Fashion Plates, as these were one of my favorite toys as a kid. I could have lost myself in the Fashion Plate area, but there was much more to see.
They have a modest Star Wars collection that takes up a corner of a giant room where you just know they are dying to expand, but little boys of the 70s ain't giving up their toys anytime soon, so I think that room is going to stay pretty bare.
Then there's the spectacular dollhouse collection. You don't have to be a dollhouse aficionado to appreciate this. One of my favorite things to do is to drive by spectacular homes and wonder what it would be like to live in such a place. Dollhouses give you a precious glimpse inside! I love imaging lives for houses and the people who live inside them. Even better, with historically accurate dollhouses (you better believe they have 'em here!), you get living schemes of the past encapsulated into anything from a log cabin to a modest cottage to grand Victorian mansion.
There are rooms upon rooms filled with dollhouses as old as a couple hundred years. Sizes range from a miniature dollhouse (set up in a craft room of a dollhouse, of course!) to a 7-foot masterpiece that features gas lighting and running water. There are also displays upon displays of all that goes into the dollhouses and a thorough explanation of how creating things according to scale works.
Talk about information and sensory overload. Like I said, this place begs multiple visits. And so I will return.