Jay E.
Yelp
We flew into Park City with the idea of buying new ski pants upon arrival, cause, well, we're from coastal NC and this is Park City and this should prove an easy task.
My wife began the project- her legs were better than mine after the flight- so she commenced, shop after shop after shop, finding that there were in fact about four pair of ski pants left in town, and none would fit, and some were around 900 bucks, and none would do- even remaining neutral on the gender labels.
Sick situation. Sicktuation. #SWIDT
Anyway, after some panic, dismay, a Dante-like descent thru the levels of depression, she returned to TNF.
The window.
"How about those- are those for sale?" Kas piped up, leaned in.
Dude heroed up, said simply,
Yeah, yes, yes. We can do that. 2000 dollars.
He grabbed our unsuspecting mannequin straight outta the window, an MMA champ of athletic apparel, and next thing you know- ju jitsued my perfect fit at a very fair price (including an end of season special I think) and I had one fine pair of ski pants.
Well, one set of ski pant. Pants.
Ski pants.
I digress.
TNF Main Street Dude was a hero- a bro's bro, and we all lived & skied happily ever after.
Thanks Park City Dude- I think you could take Notourious Connor McGregor anyday, especially at 4200'.