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It is apparent that the owners (or whoever assigned the 4 Star Rating) have never spent the night in a two-star, let alone a four-star hotel. Not real sure where the “refined” hotel in the description originated from either….:”rustic charm”...perhaps, but I wouldn’t go as far as “refined”. ||Let me elaborate a bit….and I would like to state upfront, that I am not typically a complainer….I was aware that this is called The “Old” Inn on the Green from the mid 1700’s….so I expected some “older” surroundings….which it definitely lived up to.||I booked a room ($400/nite, King bed, on the first floor as my wife has some mobility issues.) This “hotel" is clearly marked as “accessible” with the wheelchair symbol. But….Not so much, upon arrival. we were guided across the frozen snowy front yard to the front entry door, one big step up into the “welcome” room area, and then were guided to our room, where we were assured would be a “unique” experience. Yup…no lie there.||Our first snafu was being given the wrong key for the room, not a biggie as the “lock” on the door was there for appearance only, the inside door hook provided me with the extra security and peace of mind I needed. Off to dinner in a different building, we exited out the back door in our room as per the suggestion. It was closer/shorter walk to the parking lot where we chose to drive over to the restaurant building for dinner (it would have been a long, uneven surface walk across the dirt parking lot, with no lighting for the Mrs.).||Dinner (a prix fix “Christmas Day” dinner (about $350 for 2) which was “OK” but not spectacular or really memorable. No complaints on the service, the waitstaff was great. Small snafu on a second glass of beer that was supposed to be “on the house” but it was only $10, so I let it slide.||After returning to the room, I discovered the room back door latch had not done the trick when we left (it’s a circa 1760 thing) and had let the cold outside air into the room. I managed to get it latched and we took a short nap….”short” as we were awakened to the screaming of the Fire alarm over our heads about 30 minutes later. Checked outside to make sure the old building wasn’t on fire, and then went to use the room phone to call the office, only to discover it was inoperable (which we were instructed to call on with any issues, as there is no cell service). ||The alarm continued to wail, and no one had shown up at our door to give us the “all’s well”, so I walked across the parking lot and checked with a staff member about the fire alarm still going off. I was told someone in our building had tried to light a fire in their fireplace and their room had filled up with smoke, setting off the alarm. No harm done, the firetrucks lights ablazing arrived and departed and the adventure continued. ||It should be noted that this “refined, 4-star rated” hotel has no coffee machine, no refrigerator, no microwave, and not even a couple of “complimentary” bottles of water. Morning coffee included a 2-mile drive to a small cafe in town that has a working relationship for a “complimentary breakfast”.(Another “adventure”, but not worth detailing). There was in fact, a tv in the room, but I was afraid of the potential disappointment (like the phone), so I didn’t try it…It should be noted that there were 3 different remotes with no instructions provided by the staff. ||Our room had a shower room, (no toilet) but a sink, a tiled shower… some missing tiles, but a tiled shower, nonetheless, oh yeah ,a plastic shower curtain. The toilet was in a separate room with a sink and a handy toilet plunger, and a few cobwebs in the ceiling corners for that authentic “1760 feel,” I guess. A hair dryer was furnished, but alas, no iron/no ironing board (guess they weren’t a thing in 1760). Two cotton terry cloth robes hung in the closet along with a spare floor heater (just in case?). ||Our room featured a painted wide plank floor, a couple of faux leather chairs, a couple of antique cabinets, the aforementioned shower room, a toilet room, and a king-size bed. In keeping with the “1760” theme, of course, no USB charging ports were available. ||As a $750 “Christmas” overnight getaway gift for my wife, I expected a little more from this “4-Star” Country Inn adventure that I had conjured up in my mind when I first made the reservations. I would advise anyone considering a stay here to read ALL of the reviews …not JUST the restaurant reviews as I did.||As a final comment, IF you plan to stay overnight, you will find that there was no one available to complete your checkout/review your bill before departing. After roaming around in the restaurant building the next day, I found a housekeeper who told me to check my email in a few days.||All in all, had I realized what was in store for my “Old Christmas Inn Adventure,” I would have booked a room at the Marriott, 15 minutes up the road for $150/nite and skipped this 1-star $400/night lodging experience, and only stopped by for the $350 dinner for two on Christmas Day.