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Yelp
Friday night, between 6:30-7:45pm, hit up The Oval.
My idea was to hop the train downtown, walk Schuylkill River Trail, ride the Ferris wheel at sunset, then head home. Two thrills for my little one; train and ferris wheel.
For the most part that mission was accomplished. All I wanted out of The Oval was a ride, not a night of entertainment, and The Oval was not bothering to offer more at the time of my visit anyway.
Where things went south was the food. I'd briefly looked up food ahead and planned for a dinner-ish snack to keep energy up. The food looked nothing like online photos, nor even another Yelper, who had some pink cabbage slaw or kimchi filling in the chicken tacos. I got one chicken finger and an El Paso tortilla with a squirt of mayo. TEN DOLLARS for food that is a joke! Also, the cheapest most disgusting food concoction I've ever seen, batter dipped fries, were--without warning--the "fries" they sold me for EIGHT DOLLARS. Right in the trash. Yes, this is the food truck not the park, but this is part of Oval XP, the event taking over the park all summer, a carefully curated experience that IS the park in summertime. I'd have given the park itself a 4 or 5 just for existing as greenspace, but being tricked and robbed for food even McDonalds can beat (at 1/4 the cost) definitely downgraded my experience. I'd rather have been mugged; no calories, and a better story.
The ferris wheel was fun, views were very cool. My child loved it. For this $12pp novelty, I am grateful.
Got to see the band warm up and play one song. I felt bad for them that pretty much no one was there. We left at 7:45 and show started at 8, so hopefully more people showed up in that 15min window.
Kid activities were boasted on social media and any other promos I saw, but apart from some colorful flower (sculptures?) jawns, I saw zero sign of kid-friendliness, no one playing anywhere, just several other lethargic kids-with-parents wandering around wondering where the promised fun went?
The Local was the beer garden area, all roped off and people being carded to enter. The food is here too. From afar it's like how are you supposed to get food if you have a kid with you? You have to go negotiate all this upon entry. I get the need to abide alcohol laws, but this was just a stupid hassle.
As far as my evening, the whole thing was pretty ill conceived, especially for high profile city public space. I've seen better set-ups at mom-n-pop farm markets and little suburban parks.
But we will remember the ferris wheel ride, so thanks for that!