John W.
Yelp
My wife has lived in Baltimore her entire life, but had never been to The Prime Rib. I made reservations for the day after Valentine's Day, because they're closed on Mondays.
The complimentary valet parking makes it easy to get in and out, although we found it a bit odd that we had to wind our way up a narrow stairwell and through the building to get to the entrance. We were promptly greeted & seated in the center of the room, which was smaller than either of us expected, but not uncomfortably so.
I started with the wedge salad, which was a surprisingly small wedge of iceberg lettuce, a handful of sliced cherry tomatoes, some very smoky & crispy thick-cut bacon, and just enough bleu cheese dressing to tie it all together. It was pretty good, but I do wish that it was larger and had more bleu cheese.
My wife's lobster bisque was pretty good, but wasn't noticeably better than any other bisque we'd had before. At these prices, one would expect something better than the usual. These were a sign of things to come for the rest of our meal.
I ordered the house ribeye (The Prime Rib Steak), medium rare, and my wife ordered the crab cakes. Sides are not included, even at these prices; everything is à la carte, and at highly-inflated prices. We knew that going in, but this was both a treat and a belated Valentine's Day dinner, so we decided to splurge a bit.
We both ordered sherry roasted mushrooms, which weren't quite roasted enough & tasted like mushrooms tossed in cooking sherry. The grilled artichokes fared quite a bit better; they had a slight charred lemon flavor, and were perfectly cooked. The Greenberg potato skins were better than expected, and served with a mild horseradish sauce and sour cream topped with chives. The texture reminded me of a thick, crispy kettle chip.
On to the main courses - My ribeye was well-seasoned, and smelled great.
Unfortunately, it was slightly overdone & I didn't send it back because we'd already waited an hour and a half at that point for our mains. Regardless, even if it were properly cooked, it absolutely wasn't worth ~3x the price of a ribeye elsewhere.
My wife's "award-winning recipe" crab cakes were pretty bland, and contained no lump crab at all. They were comprised mainly of shredded crab, and, other than a slight hint of deviled crab seasoning, had very little flavoring. If these were actually award-winning, I suspect that it was bestowed before the advent of Faidley's & Koco's crab cakes, which are both substantially superior to these.
We opted for the Basque Cheesecake for dessert. It was very good, but, again, not world-class enough to justify the $14. Based on their appearance and texture, I suspect that the "fresh" strawberries were actually frozen at some point.
Our waiter, in particular, was fairly slow the entire night, and didn't really engage us in conversation outside of our orders. The waiters at the other tables around us were quicker & friendlier.
Overall, pretty good (but not spectacular) food & slow, detached service didn't justify the cost of this particular outing. Nor did it create a memorable experience for either of us.