Elle B.
Yelp
I recognize that this is all a first-world issue entirely; if bad service at the Ritz is my greatest problem today, I am so blessed. However, if you are going to pay upwards of $1,600/night for a room, you expect a certain level of service. The Ritz is a huge letdown. I think this is the first time I am writing a review while I am still in the place that I am reviewing. We just finished a boat charter that was easily one of the best vacations of our lives. We were happy, jovial, and blissed out until we got to the Ritz.
First of all, this resort isn't worth anywhere remotely near the cost. It's meh. The rooms are just okay. The food is mediocre, and the restaurant served us bad mussels. (The lovely server, Glasi, was so kind as to remove the mussels from the bill, but a 5-star resort shouldn't be serving bad mussels in the first place.) The lackluster beach is covered in smelly seaweed. I don't just mean a normal amount of seaweed. I mean that the seaweed is several feet deep and so thick that you can't get to the water. Most resorts groom their beaches, but the Ritz groomed only a special, roped off area for a party. Also, the resort cats should be fat and happy but are starving and sick. (Either feed and vet them, or work with an animal shelter to get them properly housed.)
My friend is allergic to down, so I requested a down-free room days ahead of time. There's down in everything--the blankets, the pillows, the mattress topper. Not only was the room full of down, housekeeping wasn't picking up the phone. We left messages, and around 7 PM, someone arrived. She did her best to switch out his bedding, but there are still feathers floating around the room. My friend is insisting he'll be fine, because he's trying not to make a fuss, and he says he'll just take a Claritin. But with several days notice that we needed a down-free room, this is ridiculous. (The housekeeper, Joy, is so sweet and lovely, by the way. She's one of the few bright spots during this stay.)
Setting aside all of that, it really all started with the front desk woman who was just salty from the moment we approached. She was either frustrated with her own incompetence or genuinely malicious, and that just set the tone for the whole thing. As Platinum Elite, I am supposed to get upgrades, early check-in, and late check out when available and a gift upon arrival. No, I didn't get my gift. As for the rest, the resort has plenty of rooms available, so all of those other things should be possible. If you're not going to give an upgrade, fine, but don't lie and say you did. She told us she'd upgraded our room, but it's not an upgrade at all. Our room looks almost exactly like the picture of what I booked online, save for a slightly different angle. Better rooms are still available. When I asked if we could have early check-in, she waved her hand at her desk, as if to say, "this is early check-in." She simply said, "Check-in is at 4." I replied yes, but was early check-in, as I had requested days ago, available?" Yes, she said. Liar. She told us our room was in the process of being prepared at that very moment, so we waited at the bell hop station for TWO HOURS until 4 PM, which is the regular check-in time when you are guaranteed a room anyway. So either a cleaner took two hours to clean our one room, (and again, there are plenty of other free rooms available,) or she just lied for the sheer fun of it. If she had just been honest, we would have gone off and done other things for the two hours, but because she lied, we expected we were going to get our room reasonably quickly and just sat there expecting to be called. I tried to go back and check up on it a few times, but no other person on the entire property could help, and there were other disgruntled-looking people waiting to talk to her. How is there only one person on the entire resort who can help guests? We also asked her about late check-out. (Again, their website shows every category of room has availability for tomorrow, so this shouldn't be an issue.) Again, she said yes, but then became argumentative with us to try to get us to agree to leave at the regular checkout time, instead of the perfectly acceptable 12:30 time that would have been fine for our travel plans. Again, don't twist things; just say no! The bell-hop said that there had been a party of 50 rooms earlier in the day who all had late checkout, so late checkout is offered here, just not by that desk attendant to us.
And I am Platinum Elite. How are regular guests treated?!