Michael R.
Yelp
The Second City, Onion writing class was a waste of my time and money. I would give it a 'D+' at best.
In the first class, we were taught some basic writing tips that were presented as an unprofessional Powerpoint presentation that was physically too far away for some of us to read. Also, it was not something the instructor, (I'll call her by her first initial, M) put together. She seemed to have done little if any prep work, and in our first class stumbled and apologized for the content of the slides.
The class demographics were not diverse (mostly 25-year-old students working in low paying jobs, and had a heavily overweighted political tilt to the far left, as did the instructor.
The one thing that I wasn't prepared for, though, was that it seemed was an Onion wannabe. So the ass kissing of the instructor (a senior writer for The Onion herself) lent to an obsequious kissing up to please "M." And that is the atmosphere "M" fostered and seemed to like. The instructor often seemed to wish she was elsewhere. She did not mingle with us much before or after classes and was difficult to reach between them.
A former Second City Onion Satire writing class student warned not to take any classes here aside from Improv because I would just "end up listening to people's bad, sophomoric jokes all night" which is very much what happened in the class. At least 20% of the proposed headlines, were unoriginal, unimaginative and insulted a conservative politician or public figure. Also, one particular, vicious. vile satire about the NRA, was OK (a bit edgy) with the instructor, but when I wanted to write a similar satiric article about Planned Parenthood's selling baby body parts, it was unacceptable. The class was basically a safe space, group think haven for far left minnows. "M" did not my years of real world experience to influence thee fragile minds. But it's funny, they did not seem to mind at all, just "M" did.
After each short lesson, the remaining class time would consist of someone reciting every class member's headlines and subtext which had been completed as homework. BTW, attendance was spotty, so some arrived not knowing what the home work was, because the instructor never reached out to them.
After after three weeks, things were stagnant and I had not learned much more than I came in with. In frustration, I quit the class and will use the unused tuition balance toward a future Improv class.
One of the few positives was having my jokes read aloud by someone else which was is a unique way of getting feedback. Unfortunately, it also meant that the instructor sitting on her hands. There was no written feedback at all during the course. I find it very surprising that there was no class evaluation form to be filled out at the end of each session. WHY?
I was left shaking my head when "M" once implied that she personally felt that anyone in the group had the potential to write for The Onion. It was dishonest since some students in the class weren't funny at all, and in my opinion, had little prospects for earning a substantial living. Aside from a few students, none had a snowball's chance in hell of ever making it in comedy. It was conducted like a baseball fantasy camp for adults with the promise that most could all someday play for a MLB team. I can't help but wonder if SC teachers are seductive sirens trying to lure gullible people along, through the advanced classes before giving them the hook.
IMPORTANT TO NOTE. IF you're a political conservative, I would in the strongest terms urge you NOT to take the class or at least take a Xanax before entering the classroom. You will be overwhelmed by the liberal group-think atmosphere that will be encouraged by the teacher. It was truly disgusting how I was treated including being my material being censored.
In short, this class was pitifully underwhelming and I will never take another writing one at Second City, although trying an IPROV class might be worth a shot. Unless you are hysterical, your best bet at getting a job with The Onion is to marry the owner's son or daughter. Otherwise, if you have talent, hold your nose and trudge through the sequence of classes. "M" could have improved the class by simply showing some commitment, being better prepared, enthusiastic and seeking feedback. It appears that she was going through the motions and wished she was somewhere else.
Since I have had the benefit of attending (and taught my share) innumerable courses, classes and seminars over my 69 years, and because I'm a nice guy, I would have given "M" no more than a C as an instructor. "M" could have done a lot better if she showed that she cared, was motivated and possessed some enthusiasm.
I hope this feed back helps those that would like to avoid such an unpleasant and wasteful experience.