Heather L.
Yelp
As one of the other reviewers mentioned, there isn't much competition in Bibury as far as restaurants/cafes, so we ended up at The Swan Hotel. They have quite limited parking, so you may end up having to look for parking on the street or elsewhere and make your way back. We took a look at the menu as we were waiting for a table in the courtyard to open up. It looked like it would be awhile, so we went inside. There were a number of staff that were standing in a doorway, but not really doing much and Mr. Snarky had to approach one and ask about the different seating areas. If you walk into the hotel and turn right, you'll end up in the restaurant, while if you go to the left you can order off of the bar menu.
Fortunately there were a couple of tables available in the bar area, so we sat down and took a look at the menu. The table hadn't been cleaned and the cloth napkin that was left from the last customers was just left on the table. For as many staff that were just standing in the doorway not doing much, it was a bit surprising. The courtyard is lovely and so is the bar area indoors with cushy seating. Across the road is a garden owned by the Swan for those staying at the hotel to use. I only knew about it because a couple came in and couldn't find any seating, inside or out, but just wanted a drink. They asked, what I can only assume to be, the manager and he told them about it, but I'm not sure if he agreed that they could take drinks from the bar over there. After lunch we did walk by the garden and while it looks lovely, I noticed that you don't get any privacy from the road or any buffer from the sounds of the road, but they did block off the view of the Trout Farm, which is surprisingly lovely. We didn't quite understand that.
Anyway, the menu has many of the same things you would find on a standard pub menu, however, it is a pricey menu, especially if you are a family looking for lunch on your day out. And there were a lot of families with small children around. You order at the bar, but there are no numbers on the indoor tables. We spent over £30 for two mains and two Diet Cokes. Our meal took quite awhile to come out, so long that we wished we had ordered a starter, although I'm not sure if that would have arrived any sooner. The food that was coming out looked great and everyone seemed to be enjoying their food.
Eventually our food appeared and while it looked lovely, there was quite a difference in the amount of food between my plate and Mr. Snarky's plate. I had gone for the Local Bibury Trout (seeing as how there is a Trout Farm over the road) while Mr. Snarky had ordered the Pork Belly. The plates were the same size, however mine was quite crowded with the whole trout, steamed veg, new potatoes, a grilled lemon, and some kind of white sauce. Mr. Snarky's plate looked quite bare with a square of pork belly served on some veg covered in a brown sauce that blended in with the pork belly. They really skimped on the veg. Needless to say, I could see Mr. Snarky's snarky level was beginning to rise.
The trout was nice, although for those of you who don't like skin and bones on your fish, then you may want to order something else as it is a bit of a delicate process to make sure you don't eat a bone. The veg and new potatoes were nothing special and the sauce... according to the menu it is a butter sauce, but the sauce reminded me of single cream and was slightly sweet. Mr. Snarky said that the Pork Belly was nice, but the brown sauce (I think it was Hoisin) was so strong that it overpowered everything. Mr. Snarky was not happy that we had paid over £30 for a meal that was... well mediocre. Going back to the fact that there isn't much choice in the village, I guess they can get away with it. If we go back to Bibury, we'll probably have lunch at the other place or just have lunch before we get there.