Chet J.
Yelp
Two stars seems a little negative, but...meh, I've had better.
The first time I went to Theo's (I forget which location), it was a peak time on a Friday night. The place was packed, and we realized that we probably would not get a table after we ordered. Regulars know to have someone claim a table while someone orders. But, we hadn't been before, so we wanted to read the menu and discuss options, and not lose our place in line, and we didn't want to have to fight for a chair, after we ordered, or worse, order and then not get a table, so we left.
Just not a system I like for dinner.
So today, I went to the Elmwood location for lunch--just after the lunch rush. I ordered the meatball sandwich, which took a little longer than I expected, considering the place was not super busy. When it arrived, the sandwich looked great--it just looked like a good, full, well made sandwich. Except....(this is a pet peeve) you really couldn't eat it as a sandwich. It was packed with full-sized meatballs. No skimping here. But...it's a sandwich. On French bread. With full-sized meatballs. I dare you to pick it up and take a bite out of it. Take those meatballs and cut them in half before you put them on the bread. Really--you could actually use fewer meatballs and make a more eatable sandwich. So I took a meatball off of each half and put them on my plate, and cut up the other meatballs on the sandwich so I could pick it up and enjoy the sandwich experience: good bread with good meatballs. Well, actually, these meatballs were just "okay". They were tough enough that I wished I had a steak knife to cut them. They weren't rubber, but they were a little tough. The flavor was "meh, I've had better", but not bad.
By no means was this a bad meal. But by no means was it an above average meal.
I LOVE meatball sandwiches, and I'm generally pretty easy to please with them. But, sorry Theo: Reginelli's is right around the corner, and their meatball sandwich tastes much better and I can pick it up and eat it.
Would I say "don't go there"? No. Will I go back? Probably not.