Greg P.
Yelp
Thou Mayest has the potential to be a great coffee shoppe, but ultimately is lacking and only worthy of a 3-star review. Let me explain ....
The ambiance of Thou Mayest is the perfect coffee shoppe vibe. Cozy. Warm. Great seating for groups and singles. I'm not a student, nor do I live in KC, but if I were these, I would want to study at Thou Mayest. 2-stars for this.
If you like coffee that is filled with milk and syrups, then you will like this place. That is their specialty. Their menu is filled with all these kinds of coffees and they do a good job at those. Thou Mayest is a fancier and better version of Starbucks. 1-star for this.
That is where the 3-star review ends. I want to give more, but cannot for the following two reasons:
1) Customer service: when I ordered the pour over (what they call "immersion" because they use a Clever dripper - I have one at home too that I use frequently), the lady was obviously perturbed. This was confirmed by the fact that she asked if she could just give me drip coffee that was already in the coffee pot. I said, "no thanks. I want the pour over that is on the menu." She huffed a bit and told me, "it will take a lot of time." To which I responded, "of course. Pour over always take more time. That is what makes them yummy." She huffed again and asked again if I would rather have a drip coffee. I again refused and she reiterated it would take a while. I told her I would wait. I paid and then waited. She took other's orders and then worked on my coffee. She made little side comments to the other employee while being obviously upset that she had to get the Clever down, grind the beans fresh, weight it all out, and stand there at the Clever to make the coffee. I watched from a distance the whole time. After she poured the correct amount, she walked away to take more orders, and left my coffee for far too long, which then I knew she didn't care about my coffee. She finally finished it after 15mins (again, too long for a Clever) and gave it to me without a smile. I decided not to complain because I didn't want to wait for another cup and there was a long line. Plus it was obvious that pour over coffee (though on the menu) is not the specialty. Which brings me to my second problem ...
2) The coffee is just bad: the water was in the Clever too long, but even if it was done with care, it was obvious that the beans were either not roasted properly or were too old. This is not something you can tell with milk and syrups, but bad coffee is exposed when it is black. And Thou Mayest coffee has been exposed.
So, that is the reason for my 3-stars. I would go 2.5-stars, but that is not possible on Yelp, so I'll upgrade because of the reasons at the beginning of this review.
I personally will not return because I want good pour over coffee. But, if someone is in KC and likes the coffee shoppe vibe and milk&syurp coffee, then I would recommend Thou Mayest.