Su K.
Yelp
So this one time, I tried to make my wife a creative dessert. It was an ingenious dessert, or so I thought at the time. It combined some of her favorite desserts - creme brulee, banana cream pie, ice cream sandwiches, and a root beer float - in one amazing dish. Conceptually, it made a lot of sense in my mind and somehow, I determined the exact chemistry to hold the dish together. As you may have guessed, the dessert was pretty craptacular. In fact, at the reveal, my wife gave me a smirk that I discerned to mean a) did you just take a crap in a bowl and try to serve it to me as dessert, b) did you really waste all that food, and/or c) wow, this is the last time you make dessert. ^_^
Thankfully, she did give me a kiss and say thanks for trying, kinda like how a special ed teacher probably tells her students they are the world's smartest. This is exactly how I felt after visiting Tian Chinese Cuisine. For those unfamiliar with this type of Korean-Chinese cuisine, it's basically the cuisine made famous in this area by Dae Sung Kwan and now Da Rae Won, which includes jja jang myun, jjampong, tangsuyook (sweet & sour pork) and sweet & sour fried chicken (ggampoonggee).
Food - I really like the concept here. They have many split dishes served in what my wife calls a butt dish: in the left cheek, you get one type of food and another in the other butt cheek. It's a really awesome concept if you're like me and can't ever decide if you want jja jang myun or jjampong. The problem is, the food just isn't very good. So while I give Tian a big thumbs up and a kiss on the forehead for trying, it's still a special needs student.
First of all, the noodles here are from a package and not beaten. For you non-Koreans, this is similar to getting a hand tossed crust vs. a Boboli crust at the grocery store. So if you're looking for hand made, fresh noodles, Da Rae Won is likely your only bet in the area. Second, the sauces were very bland. The jja jang myun (black bean sauce) was watery and had very little meat and veggies. The jjampong (spicy soup) wasn't very spicy and lacked flavor. My wife ordered the jjam ja myun (left cheek: jjampong, right cheek: jja jang myun, $9.99) and I ordered the Tang jja myung (left cheek: tangsuyook, right cheek: jja jang myun, $10.99). The tangsuyook had crispy pieces of pork but was more sour than sweet. Still, the prices are decent and the regular jja jang myun is relatively cheap at $6.99.
They even have some butt dish combos I'd never seen before (w/ corresponding menu #):
21 - Udon/ Jja jang - $9.99
(the following are all $10.99)
23- Tangsuyook/ Fried Rice
25 - Fried Rice/ Jja Jang myun
27 - Tonkatsu/ Jja jang myun
And another combo that had chapchae (clear vermicelli noodles) and tansuyook.
Once again, love the concept but the execution needs some serious work.
I also ordered the ggampoonggee ($16.99). It was rather salty and had way too much sauce. They used a tomato/chili paste base rather than the base I'm used to at Da Rae Won. The dish wasn't very good and came with 12 pieces, which is a terrible value proposition when compared with Popeyes or Hitching Post.
Note: Lunch specials available from 11am-3pm for those in the area.
Location - a part of a 3 store chain, with the other stores in Fairfax and Centreville. Located a few doors down from Shin Chon ad Lotte Plaza. This is probably the newest and cleanest Korean restaurant in all of MD. The interior is warm and well decorated and the bathroom is incredibly swanky. All of this is rather damning b/c it's eerily similar to many of the fusion restaurants you may find in the city, and as we all know the best Asian food is found in places with minimal decor or a dirty kitchen, or in a cart. Plenty of seating for groups and the tables have a Service Request button, though I have no idea if it works or not, as we were one of the few in the restaurant. If it does work, however, that would be awesome as the words service and Korean restaurant don't usually go hand-in-hand.
Service - see last statement above. j/k the service here was relatively friendly but the staff no speak English too much. They also provided one free dumbpling (that's how it's typed on the menu) per person. How sweet.
Not bad if you're indecisive, but like many things in life, those who can't decide usually get stuck with leftovers, which is exactly what Tian feels like.
Note: No soju and beer yet, which may be a deal breaker for many Koreans. I think their liquor license hearing is set for sometime in January.