Elaiza J.
Yelp
Navigating this world is harder than I thought...
First of all, for a girl - I don't complain much. But this... this just hits me in a spot that I didn't know was there. Two older women was going around the place so slow, like they were in a beautiful garden.
TRUE: Trader Joe's is like a beautiful garden of heavenly things to eat, drink, and "preheat" - so I'll give them that.
But if you can go around without a cane, a wheelchair, a walker, or a damn stretcher... then you can stand in line without cutting 50 people like we all are!
Cause if it was the other way around, I bet those two ladies will look at the other people behind them and tap the person in front of them to get such sharp pitchforks ready and chase me away till the end of the line with embarrassment painted on my silly face.
I mean, no offense to these women but... it looked like their hair just got blown dry and clothes so fashionable and crisp, it made the delish chips I got look stale.
C'mon! A guy lookin' like his name was "Frank" was standing while holding an eight-foot-tall sign that reads "End of (fkng) Line." Those two ladies couldn't have missed that! They didn't have glasses on while reading the 8 point size font under "Ingredients." I'm in my 20's and I needed glasses.
P.S. : Please don't prosecute me cause part of the review is unrelated to my adoration of Trader Joe's itself. However, in my defense, this sh*t did happen while I was in there so... Plus, I'm going back tomorrow so I can shake this experience off and give Trader Joe's the 5 star they deserve cause it is not fair to the workers who's doing a good job.
Moral of the story: [1.] Know where the end of the line is (it's not that hard). [2.] Stay in your lane, so you don't piss off the people that are already pissed at you. [3.] RESPECT each other, no matter what age group you're in... If I try hard to respect teens, then you can try to respect people in their 20's.
Good thing I got Corona, I feel much better now...
- ELLE