Kai L.
Yelp
Trader Joe's is like a family of fraternal twins who are alike in many ways but still possessed of unique personalities, so that's why you want to make out with all of them to see which one is the best kisser.
I mean. WHAT?
Anykink...
This Trader Joe's is located in a really busy, beautiful block of "Look at Me" WeWhore, yet manages to have its own, private parking lot. On some days there's an attendant (no, he won't park your Hyundai, honey) who hands out tickets that you need the store cashiers to validate, but on some days he's gone -- probably working at Koo Koo Roo, boo.
The store is big and bright inside, with a good selection that some smaller TJ's lack (such as the teeny one in Sherman Oaks which is still sexy).
Good produce section, meat section for carnivores, and all the usual plethora of sundries that make TJ's so great -- including fun things like greeting cards, candy and flowers for when you want to apologize to your SO for accidentally sitting on their favorite Jefferson Airplane LP.
Employees are for the most part kind, helpful, and enthusiastic -- skills which are sorely underrated at other stores not named Trader Joe's, and accounts for this WeHoT Piece's multiple visits to this location.
And the samples! I'm SOOOO guilty of multiple helpings of the coffee they give away in the mornings -- then it's off to the personal care aisle to buy some house-brand whitening toothpaste.
They think of everything! If this place gave good manicures or massages it would be perfect. Or rather, more perfect. Like, perfect frosting on top of a perfect orgasm cake.
If I had to be a bitch about anything regarding this Trader Joe's location, it would be that sometimes certain items like organic peanut butter or yellow curry sauce are out of stock because this place is so popular and busy.
People from the neighborhood usually shop here, so yes, you WILL get flirted with.
What do you do in that sticky situation, honey?
You flirt right back, that's what!
Don't let anyone push you around.
-- Unless you're into that, you kinky masochist, you ;-)