Theo M.
Yelp
This is a "real" review of this place, not the constant glowing reviews posted by employees and friends of such. THIS STORE SUCKS!! DO NOT GO HERE!!
Several months after it opened, I went to see what all the fuss was about. I didn't get it. The dirty, unkempt employees never leave you alone to shop and are constantly asking what you are looking for. Go away and let me shop!
Here's one encounter of many during my only and nevermore visit to this cult grocery. "OH, Are you looking at our wine collection, it's the best in the world and we have the best cheese ever to go with those wines. What wine are you looking for, cuz it's the best and we have some great crackers and chips to go with that wine and cheese and do you like hummus, cuz ours is the best! The best! Can I show where those are?!"
The staff never leaves you alone. Ever! Walking around that store is akin to being on a free time-share weekend in Myrtle Beach. No peace. No time for personal thought. They are like a Cult of Groceries, and mediocre ones at that.
Look, they can order their minions to bomb this board with glowing reviews with veiled advertisements for their products, but clear-headed people like me see through this idiocy instantly. I'm not sure what's wrong with these people, but I haven't been in their presence since.
(I was particularly disconcerted by the "greeter" during the fake "hiring fair" they had. He aggressively propositioned every woman who came through the door to apply for a job. And as he danced around, physically danced around in front of these poor women and telling them how "cool" and "awesome" he was, I could see the discomfort in the women's faces, some actually walked out.. He was the Creepiest Piece Of Crap I've seen in a while. Trader Joes. Creeps and annoying people at your service.)
I wish Yelp allowed Zero Stars. But I'm sure the Cult of Trader Joes will bomb the hell out of me for speaking the truth.
(Update, 3-30-17... I was bombed with hateful email and threats when I first posted this review, but now the Trader's Cultists have stepped up their game! They have my phone number, my email and my home address. Many threats.)