Brian B.
Yelp
It's early Friday Night, and I could kill Mother Theresa for a drop of communion red, but alas, God took care of that chore for me...
now that I've got your attention, here we go...
it's gonna get "bumpy"...
I found myself aimlessly, stumbling around the escalators to the river styx, a.k.a. the 12th St / Oakland City Center Bart station.
You can find me most nights, stumbling
about in general, but this night was special.
After staring and yelling at google maps fo a hot minute, I found myself being drawn to a bright, beautiful light, coming down from the sky above.
Now I'm not a religious man,
*please see Mother Theresa joke from above,
it's just a joke...
Father... there's no need... no need at all...
but I swear the light coming down from
above was shining on ye old "Oakland Tribune" building...
It was fantastic.
I'm first and foremost greeted by the
friendliest "butler of spirits" in this or any other city, "Mr Chauncey", as he refers to himself as.
He sits me down and asks what I like.
I sez, I sez, "I love scotch, rum, and vodka...
don't let me down."
And let me down, he did not.
He produced a Rum Manhattan made
with Diplomatico Rum.
I phuckin loved it.
Not just for the choice of spirits, but for the great pride and care he took in concocting this libation.
Little details like the orange zest, and the giant cube of ice taking up residence in the bottom of my lowball glass...
perfection...
"and then there's Maude" ...
The food... that goddamn food...
I WOULD be remiss in not mentioning that
phan-phuckingtastic phood...
First Out Da Gate:
House Made Andouille Sausage
paired w/Rum Manhattan with Diplomatico Rum.
In all my years of food reviews, I have never had
the pleasure to experience a "nighttime emmision" while eating...
but THIS NIGHT, I got very, very close.
Thank you, bar ledge for dat cover...
This dish is UNPHUCKINBELIEVABLE!!!
Unbelievable
This dish falls under the "Shared Items" section...
how cute...
Here's my number one rule, unless you share a frontal lobe, torso, or genitalia, you AIN'T gettin my Andouille.
Look at the pic
Look at the pic
Next Up:
Big City Chicken Sandwich
paired w/Manhattan made with Glen Livet 12yr
Drink wasn't as spectacular as the first one,
ngl, but that GODDAMN CHICKEN SANDY.
If you order NOTHING from this
establishment, ORDER THE
"BIG CITY CHICKEN SANDWICH!!!
I SAID DO IT ! ! !
It's what Popeyes Chicken WISH they had...
Let us pray...
Dear Lord "baby J", or whoever your parents called the "Ultimate Santa"...
Please send deserving guests to "OKO@Tribune"... This definitely is a special place.
Seacrest, OUUUUUUTTTTT!!!