Megan H.
Yelp
Long story short:
If you're being put up here for a production, or if you're looking for a place to stay with your pet, or if you're a human who likes to be treated with respect by the people you give your money to, do ANYTHING in your power to stay elsewhere. This is a nightmare hotel.
Long story for the morbidly curious:
They say they're "dog-friendly" but "friendly" is laughable. They are dog-tolerant AT BEST. Really, they hate you and your little dog too, and do everything they can to make you feel awful for having a pet. Including charging you $50 A NIGHT for their pet fee. Which is unbelievable, because they don't even have a place for your dog to relieve itself on site.
But you know what... the staff actually hates you even if you don't have a dog.
A lot of other reviews have called the staff "unhelpful." And, yup, on top of being jerks they're also useless...
You may spend hours without toilet paper -- even after you ask the front desk, even after you call down to ask again, until you eventually raid the housekeeping cart that's been servicing every other room but yours for HOURS (or sometimes days). You'll ask for things like your front door lock to be fixed, have three people tell you they'll "be right back" to fix it, and never have a working lock the whole time you're there.
Or like the time there was a storm and our bedroom window leaked until the carpet was squishy under my feet and the curtain was soaked from the floor to the ceiling. You know what happens when you tell the front desk? NOTHING. Nothing happens. How gross is that? You have NO IDEA how many times your room and all the fabric in it has been flooded. I leave it to your imagination as to what kind of affect that has on a living space over time.
No worries, though, the rooms are ALSO dirty in ways that you'll clearly notice. Especially when you both re-arrange furniture in an attempt to make a month-long stay actually comfortable, and/or do yoga in your room. And the hallways are no different. The same pieces of trash and crumbs will be there from check in to check out. (Which for us, was a few weeks!)
Oh, and those reviews about being being hassled for noise are totally true. We were next to a room that was "noisy." We were RIGHT NEXT TO THEM and heard nothing when we in the room. And yet, they were being harassed constantly. THAT was actually the most annoying noise -- the Twelve's security people forcing their guests to argue with them the hallway.
No wait, the most annoying noise was the construction coming from above and below our room almost non stop. This means, when you get off of work at 2am, or when you're REEEEALLY looking forward to that weekend nap, you can forget it. You'll be wandering around a crowded Atlantic Station in the mid-day heat just to take a break from the chaos of your hotel room.
Oh and the wifi is spotty during the day, and sometimes useless at night.
TLDR:
Save yourself a lot of pain and awkwardness and stay ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HERE. Do you and your family a massive favor and find an Airbnb instead.