Micstand P.
Yelp
I NEVER write reviews the night of unless
a. it was amazing
or
b. it sucked so bad i had to call them out, right then and there.
This is the latter.
I am a karaoke host, visiting from San Diego. Having a great time so far, enjoying the city. Then we went to 21st.
Got there around 10pm. Ordered cocktails, which were weak, but hey, we're used to dive bar pours, so I just said OH WELL, and started ordering doubles.
I put my 1st song in for karaoke at 10:15pm. The KJ, who was singing with another customer when we arrived, told me it would be 40 min for my song. Cool, it's busy, I get it.
Around 11pm, I get called. I sing my song. Right after my song, I go up & put a 2nd song in, around 11:10pm.
Then we watch the same people sing over and over, people who sang after my 1st song, singing twice, and every 2-3 songs, the host feels the need to sing over someone's chorus, or just take over people's songs completely. smh. I've seen this many times, so many KJ's who are just there to showcase and sing every other song, usually to try to impress drunk ladies with their "skills". LMAO.
So, around 12am, I check to see when I am next. He says "12 are ahead of you.". wow, ok. I can wait.
Then, the bartenders start watering down my drinks. Mind you, I am not slurring, not stumbling, completely lucid (to the point where I can compose a serious review an hour later), yet there are charging me double prices for less than single drink strength. ok.
So now, its 1am. I've heard the KJ call 4-6 names who did not show up to sing. I ask when am I next, he says in 8 songs. An hour before, I was 12 songs from singing. then 8 people sang. then 4 or 5 didn't show.There is no way in hell I am still 8 songs down unless he is jerking the list. Which is exactly what this sad tool was doing.
Keep in mind, I tipped him twice, despite only singing once. I even told the crowd to tip him after my first song.
This complete douche deserves zero tips, and zero business. He is the epitome of the small fish in a tiny pond.
Don't bother wasting your time or money on this drunkard's tourist trap.
Unless you love watered down drinks and plan to bang the 50 yr old KJ, you're in for a sad night. ;)