Jane G.
Yelp
UES. was a letdown. Although I love the concept of a speakeasy hidden behind a legitimate ice cream shop, I feel as though this is a tourist trap, and yet, was pretty quiet for a Friday night.
You begin by having to solve the "riddle" of where to find a light switch in an obvious location, which is supposed to be the "abracadabra" that triggers the door to the speakeasy to open, but in reality we just stood there awkwardly as we waited for a disgruntled staff member to open the door from the inside.
I will say, the interior is well-designed and fun. The tables are small and incredibly close together, which makes it awkward.
The menu is on a QR code, and is on a PDF close to 30 pages long, with lengthy (yet somehow still unhelpful) descriptions of each drink, which all have long names that the servers have trouble hearing. A simple description of the notes/flavors of each drink on a 3 pager (max) would suffice, but no.
They also serve ice cream in easily 50 different combos (1-3 scoops, vaguely described, overpriced ice cream sundaes) among other things. Their menu could use some paring down, as I'm sure it's a nightmare for the two people working to be bartenders, serve up ice cream, and servers all at once.
On that note, service could have been better. It wasn't friendly, to say the least.
Lastly--they make it SO clear on their website that the dress code is strict and upscale (no sneakers?!), meaning that my party, who had only packed walkable shoes (no heels) were stressing all day wondering if there was a chance we were going to get turned away from an ICE CREAM SHOP (speakeasy, but you get my drift). Only to arrive and the dress code was very much not enforced, which was good for us, but... ?!?!?
I did enjoy my cocktail (although I'm no connoisseur and my tastes are juvenile, as evident by the literal $25 unicorn ice cream I spent my hard earned money on) as well as the ice cream itself.
However, I don't see UES. as worth a return trip (or a first trip, for that matter).