Lily S.
Yelp
**Take my review with a grain of salt, as I am well aware it's a difference in desired aesthetic that's influencing the low star rating**
Ugly Bagel is for the Instagram-brained among us. Between the goofy mascot and the branding, there is a palpable effort to be trendy which I personally abhor.
It's such a tiny little shop, without so much as a seating area, which made me wonder, "Can this even be considered a restaurant?" On one of the walls, there are plastic models of their different bagels and cream cheese flavors... I felt like an overgrown child in a Fisher Price Bagel Shop toy set.
Orders are placed on a touchscreen kiosk, which to me is an offensively modern, robotic, and gauche move. They'd run out of the heart-shaped bagel my roommate & I made the trip for, so I ended up ordering a French toast bagel with brown sugar cream cheese. I've yet to meet a bagel I didn't at least moderately enjoy, and this was no exception. But it was nothing worth writing home about.
The only redeeming aspect of the place is the observation window, where one can watch the bakers shape the bagels. But this, too, was quickly spoiled, as the bagel technician (any Seinfeld fans here?) continuously flitted his eyes to me in a flirtatious manner. Uncomfortable, to say the least.
The ephemeral & childish nature of Ugly Bagel made me want to click my heels & be transported to Proper Bagel off Belmont Blvd., where the timeless tiled floors and deli-style ordering system would warm me.
Save yourself the disappointment & get your bagel fix elsewhere.