Mel L.
Yelp
On the beach but not a beach bar.
They have two full bars, billiards, games and cute girls in bikinis. The inside bar has a unique moat flowing through it. The back doors open up for scenic views of the sunset over the water. The sand is right outside. I enjoyed my first visit until I went out back and saw the patio. It looked like a compound! Locked gates with a door bell, rules signs plastered all over the inside and outside of an ugly fence. It was such a buzzkill. Before I could kick back and admire the beach with my cold cider, I was faced with;
"Patrons only"
"Private property"
"Private beach"
"No alcohol"
I wasn't allowed to drink on their private beach property, which didn't make sense for a beach bar. Seems like they want you to look but not touch the beach. So many rules were against bringing beach items. No backpacks, beach bags, knapsacks, thermoses, containers or coolers. Do they honestly expect customers to carry handbags while wearing a bathing suit? I had a backpack with me, which I used to carry the clothes I took off. Call me crazy but I drove there fully clothed. The rule "management has the right to search any and all bags," seemed a bit invasive coming from a place that demanded such privacy.
No fighting or gambling rules made sense but "no angry or racist music" and "management has the right to skip songs without refund," seemed unnecessary. Perhaps they should axe the jukebox full of offensive music options. How they lack control over their own music selection in 2017 is beyond me.
Then the rules got personal... "No sagging pants or hats worn sideways." That doesn't seem racist at all. Oh, and "men must wear shirts after sunset." That doesn't seem sexist at all. I guess they're okay with women being topless as long as their hats are facing the right direction.
The funniest rule besides "no foul language," is "no attitude." You are forbidden to have a stance of any kind. Ha!!! Just take it to Yelp, my friends.
In reality this business contradicts the image they portray online with promo photos. Facebook page shows beach volley ball court and girls having fun in the sand with liquor bottles, beers, ice buckets, and beach umbrellas.
Three stars for a really nice day despite the jail vibe and sign pollution. The bartender was a sweetheart and made my friends and I great drinks. Most of the reviews this year are 1 star and pretty appalling. The owner should seriously reconsider what he/she really wants. There are smarter and sexier ways to be exclusive.