Damien S.
Yelp
For the neat freak beer nut who wants to run with the locals, staple yourself to a stool at Union Brewhouse.
Upon entry: "Oh man, are you kidding? It's just a Weymouth pub. Great."
Upon peeping the extensive brew list, including 20 taps and 99 brands bottled: "Um, what? This is, like, a micro citra hopped in the seedy underbelly of Bowling Green, Kentucky. How are they carrying it here? I bet they charge $10 for a pint...
Upon seeing the prices: "... it's only $6? A ROUND ON ME, MY BROTHERS!"
Upon drunkenly reviewing the menu: "Deez hannles aren't gunna love themselfs away, yknow? I would like a salad. A Caesar salad. With steak tips annuhnuther beer peez."
Upon being rejected: "Okay an oranje jooz peez."
Upon sobering up following a montage of folic acid: "Holy shit, this salad is big, fresh and crisp, with tender Romaine and a lemon-heavy dressing that works well with the 6oz of sirloin, seasoned and seared atop the bed. (Editors note: the kitchen sends out slightly under temp. Order up a level.) And it's only $12? That's a meal. May I have one more pint, my good sir?"
Upon backsliding in to a lightning fast inebriation: "Somemuddy call me a cab. I'm gunna go to Cennuhfolds!"
Upon receiving a backhand from your fiancee: "More oranje jooz peez."
Just a really outstanding brewhouse with well above-average fare and a dynamite tap rotation, earns them an easy 4.5 stahhh. Ask about the plaques on the wall!