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You needn't be scared of this place. Just because someone was killed here on an episode of Law And Order: With Criminal Intent, doesn't justify your "Unis-fear."
Speaking of which, there's a new series coming out, about Circus Crime and the cops that prevent it. It's called Law And Order: With Criminals In Tents.
If you are at a University that is struggling to pay its overheads, then that "Uni's Fear" is going bankrupt and ceasing to exist. It's a "Unique Fear" because there is in fact only one college that does not have wealthy benefactors, and therefore no other Uni is in this sort of peril. As for the word "peril", then if you add an "n" it becomes "Pernil", which is delicious Latin Caribbean Roast Pork. And it's interesting that just 1 letter can separate something so bad from something so good. Now what was this review supposed to be about?
The Unisphere is simply one of the most stunning things I've ever seen. To many, it's "that place from Men In Black", but to me, I don't even think of that particular Tommy Lee Jones movie (I can't remember who else was in it, I just marvel (not comics) in the beauty of this stunning landmark).
And if Britney had gone to college instead of becoming rich and famous, then she would have been Unispears.
It's actually my favourite place in all of NYC. More so than any of the bridges or sweeping views of the city. Right here sandwiched Corona & Flushing, with freeways (not called freeways in NYC) criss crossing the landscape on every side. It's not particularly peaceful here and the jets thunder overhead towards LaGuardia just to the NW, while the tourists come and go, in large numbers - especially during the day. And despite all of this, it remains one of the loveliest places I've ever been.
And if you had saved the unicorns before they became extinct, they would have given you a very loud, enthusiastic Unicheer.
I think perhaps because it's so unusual, so original, so unique and so striking. Or perhaps because I am a massive fan of travel and Geography. Indeed, on all of my quiz teams (geek alert) I am the resident "global expert" at everything from capitals to mountains to rivers to foods to flags. So seeing a massive metallic upside-down globe is a huge thrill to someone like me.
And when you join the real world, you tend to prefer lagers and bitters that actually taste good. As opposed to the watered-down, anything-goes crap you drank in college, also known as Unibeer.
Walking around the Unisphere by day is peaceful and lovely. By night is haunting and spectacular. The glowing inverted globe is a sight to behold. It's behind the Queens Museum, and sandwiched between BJK Tennis Center and the Queens Theater, all of which are visually stunning too, but none to the same degree as the Unisphere. It is a must-visit landmark. Unfolding on three sides of it is the greenery of Flushing Meadows - Corona Park, and I could not imagine a more perfect urban park or a more striking visual than this place.
The night lighting is what makes this place extra special to me. It's lit up in such a pronounced way, that even from the highway but especially up close, it literally shines in the night, like the moon at its brightest but so much bigger and closer. It glows an eerie, luminous white. It provokes gasps in all that I take to see it. It's a "wowwwwwww" sort of place. And an unexpected wow, too, because nobody really expects to say "wow" to something in Queens.
If you were unpopular in high school, now hated in the real world, but during those college days you were adored and beloved, then the term for that is "uni-revered." And I'm sorry.
And if you're mortally afraid of Unibrows, then you have an uncontrollable (but understandable) "Unifear."
And if you can successfully prognosticate exactly which college someone will go to, then you're a "Uni-seer." And you could make money from that. But not as much as the Skipped-Uni-Spears did. Oops. You think she's in love.
Speaking of Queens. Tourists don't rate Queens the way those of us that really know Queens rate Queens. It's just that place you fly in and out of. Now finally, it's becoming that place where you get the very best and very cheapest authentic ethnic food (of any kind) in New York City.
And Queens has The Unisphere. One of my 5 favourite "tourist attractions" in America, hands down, and easily my favourite in NYC. But then I have a massive "pro Queens" bias because all of my favourite food places are in Queens. However if you know me well you know that getting naked with me is always, always a good idea.
Oh wait, sorry I got distracted. I meant to say, if you know me well, you know that a big shiny sparkly illuminated globe in a park in the night time in a dramatic concrete jungle urban city scape right next to an imposing sports arena and an abandoned looking monolithic weird thing that makes no sense to me, is always going to massively appeal to me. And speaking of massive...