Tj R.
Yelp
I am an avid theme park enjoyer. I've been to many of the big, major American theme parks, but I have never experienced such a disorganized, disheartening experience as I did at Epic Universe. My fiancé and I planned a fun day trip, but from the start, it was a mess.
Upon arriving, we walked around completely lost, unsure of where to go or where to stand, while the Park staff either stood around talking to each other or yelling at people to get in line. Once we managed to get in, we waited patiently at the General Admission (10 AM) line for Nintendo World. But when the Early Access line opened at 9 AM? That was ridiculous. We stayed seated and calm, yet people were running under ropes, sneaking past security, and not one person stopped them. That left an extremely sour taste in our mouths.
While we did get lucky and got to ride some of the marquee attractions, the queues were absolutely ridiculous. Why are the lines built with endless stairs going up, down, up again, only to ride for 2 minutes, get off, and go down even more stairs? I understand there are elevators, but they're either not well-marked or not available. (I couldn't tell you which because no one informed us and for someone like me with knee problems and a slipped lower disc, that's a serious issue.)
And that leads to yet another problem: the ride lines themselves. Lines spill into common areas, causing confusion, people cutting, and chaos. Ride delays lead to people leaving the line, only to come back and find it even longer. What should've been a 30-minute wait easily turns into 2.5 hours. Initial ride wait times say 15 minutes, and they end up being an hour (I'm looking at YOU, Yoshi's Adventure.)
And Mario Kart? Forget it. That ride was a joke. It broke down five times, twice while we were actually on the ride, left sitting there doing nothing.
Then there's the park layout. You have to leave a world to get to another, and then leave that world again to reach the next. There's no sense of interconnectedness. The middle area, Celestial Park, is just... lifeless.
Overall, this park really needs to get it together. It could be something special, but right now it's just painfully disorganized. And honestly, there's really nothing going on. No shows, no random events. If you enjoy your time here, congrats! I really am happy for you and so glad you had a good time. But until they fix all this, we'll wait. Until next time, folks!! Enjoy the ride!!!!