University of California, Santa Barbara

A world class university situated on 708 acres (main campus) located on the cliffs above the Pacific Ocean. It is part of the 10 school University of California system and was founded in 1944. The original campus is located on a former Marine Corps base. Some of the original marine corps buildings are still in use today. It is one of the few Universities in the United States that has it own beach. Beside being located in a scenic beautiful location it has a well deserved reputation as a top academic institution with eight faculty winning the Noble Prize and six still actively working on campus.

What a wonderful place to come visit. I was so impressed with the high quality of education here, and also, the wonderful location, the entire spirit and vibe of this school. I had taught summers at UCLA for 10+ years, but never ventured down here before, so I was very pleasantly surprised. I will definitely be back to do a whole tour and check this school out. I love that it is in such a pretty Cali location, if you are looking for a school that is away from the crazy LA life, this is it. Congratulations to all the wonderful grads I met, and especially, our darling Amanda 💯❤️🤩🎉🎉🎉👌👌✨✨🙏.

One of the best and most beautiful universities in California. The courses and most of the professors are very good. The campus right next to the ocean is just breathtaking.

The most beautiful campus I have ever seen. Visitor friendly with the nice visitor center and easy parking. Taking school here should be quite fortunate.

Beautiful and breath taking scenery with a nice laid back atmosphere! * There are a few photos that have been posted twice. I was having internet connection issues and it was also my first time posting photos onto Google Maps.

The time I spent here was wayyy better than any vacation I had ever been on! 💯. Learned a lot of chemistry too. Chillest location and ppl on earth + u can surf on campus (so its basically paradise).

An ever green, beautiful, quite, and, easily accessible facilities make this university enjoyable yet academically productive. This university has a quarterly based system; so, classes are fast.

Gorgeous campus with lovely people. Will never forget the time I spent there!

My first time to the University of California, Santa Barbara was for the 3rd Summit on Diversity in the Minerals, Metals, and Materials Professions in July 2018. I arrived the night before the start of the diversity summit. The campus was well marked on the streets, though I did get lost trying to find my lodging accommodations. Slowing down as I drove my car, I eventually spotted a building matching the description I had. The workers were friendly and clearly directed me to where parking was for those of us attending the summit. I had signed up for the conference of my own initiative following attending a conference for the corresponding professions in March 2018 in Phoenix, Arizona. Finding parking that first night was my first sigh of relief I had made it. Then, walking my small suitcase towards the lodging building, I noticed a tunnel with lights running parallel to the tunnel entrances/exits up the sides and across the top of the tunnel. Pausing to take a look, someone on a bicycle rode through the tunnel and the lights blinked as they passed each strand. So cool. My lodging was comfortable, I was happy I had chosen to pay for everything myself in addition to choosing the summit myself. It helped build my confidence that I could call the shots in my own career. Summit sessions were held across the following two days in multiple on-campus buildings. Talent brought in spanned academia, national laboratory researchers, and people in industry. A few talk highlights included a presentation by a man from a company that had decided to pull his slides at the last minute for proprietary (intellectual property) reasons - he had to improv his entire talk. Another man, from my university (University of California, Berkeley) and a different department (Materials Science and Engineering) commented on how he hoped some day a Nobel Prize (corresponding disciplines: Physiology or Medicine, Physics, Chemistry) would be awarded to someone who cared enough about diversity to attend this diversity summit in advance of being awarded the prize. I enjoyed the on-campus meals (catered) we shared together as well. The weather was beautiful and we could watch an on-campus lagoon for wildlife. A birdwatching guide and binoculars had been provided in my room. All around, I had a lovely time.

Review is mainly for the UCSB Parking Lot 22 Huge parking structure on the western edge of the campus, was the perfect place to park on a Saturday to check out the UCSB campus. Forget how much parking was, maybe like $4. Parking lot was empty and clean and airy. Exiting to the south of the structure drops you right on to the main East/West path for the campus. Perfect for seeing the campus walking East from the parking lot, then at the end heading South towards the beach and the beautiful trail going west around the lagoon island and back on to campus grounds to go north back to the parking lot. It was actually quite a walk to go around, so come wearing comfy shoes if just checking out the campus like me. And park in the perfect Parking Lot 22 :)

BEAUTIFUL CAMPUS Calm, peaceful, and scenic atmosphere Beaches are connected to the campus Great Parties - do recommend if you like to party Very spacious and wide - great for biking or longboarding

So much has changed since my time down there, which is only to be expected. My last visit was for an unofficial alumni reunion where we probably had a little too much fun. Enjoy the time you have down there. It goes by too quickly, even though all you may think about is how slammed you are with school. Try to keep from becoming one of those stuck up folks though. Yes, we went to UC Santa Barbara. But yes, we are still fallible.

(I'm writing as a parent of a child who is a Sophomore) I see where a lot of people comment about how beautiful the campus is, and I'm not sure I totally agree with the statement. It's certainly in a beautiful area with the Pacific Ocean backdrop and California weather, but the campus upkeep is just okay. It's about what you'd expect considering it's affiliated with a public land-grant research university system, with a limited budget when it comes to aesthetics. I noticed plenty of areas which could use cosmetic upkeep, but it's certainly not a hinderance where education is concerned. I just enjoyed parents & family weekend, November 2021, which was well orchestrated and a great opportunity for me to see UCSB campus life. My daughter seems to be thriving and has enjoyed her first few years, although last year was an anomaly because of COVID19, but my daughter did participate in campus housing, which was a great opportunity for her to start college living. I would also like to say I'm extremely satisfied with what UCSB has done to protect students from COVID19. I was impressed hearing Chancellor Henry T. Yang address the audience, as well as the panel they assembled for the Q&A session. Special shout out goes to our campus tour guide, Chris, who was a wealth of knowledge and a great guide. The university appears to have endless resources, students just need to take the time to learn what is at their disposal and utilize the opportunities. We are early into the college journey but my daughter remains thrilled with her decision to be part of the UCSB Gaucho family. I've been excited to see her integrate into college life and continue her personal growth. From what I can tell thus far, UCSB looks to be a fine steward for her life journey, and should provide a priceless education.

One of the most beautiful campuses in the world. You need at least three hours to visit its campus. The best place to park your car is the nearby Goleta beach park. From there, it takes less than 5 minutes walking to the university entrance. The campus contains 3 major parts: 1. Office buildings. It is right on your way after you enter the entrance. These buildings include engineering building, chemistry and physics buildings, etc. centered around Storke Tower. 2. Sport stadiums. It is on north west side. 3. The beautiful campus Lagoon area. It is the area on south side of the campus. From there, you will reach the ocean.

A fine institution of higher learning. So honored to claim this as my alma mater. Sure it's a party school. I think every college and university is in fact a party school. The fortunate reality is this particular location has the bonus of a beautiful coastline, and an over abundance of options to get your party spirit in full gear. On the other side of the coin the abundant offerings of academics is amazing. The full range of offerings goes from the most rigorous of offerings to chill classes like sailing offered out near Sterns Wharf. So Pleased I passed on UCLA, CalPoly, UC Davis as well as Chico State to spend my college years right here. Highly recommended for anyone looking for a completely engaging college experience.

SO it is that time. Despite the COVID menace we were determined to at least drive around some of the prospective campuses for our soon to be High School Senior. Yes, its not the same as a formal tour and the summer / summer of COVID means most are virtual ghost towns, but we wanted to get a feel for the school and the surrounding areas. Well lets just say UCSB was a hit with all of us. The campus is hands down stunning. Located right next to the ocean, its nicely spread out but does not have that sprawl feel to it. The building blended nicely into the surroundings as well. As parent our biggest issue was the pristine location. I would have trouble with the beach being not a short walk from the campus but rather RIGHT on campus. Hard to study in that scenario. With one SoCal school left UCSB is not our top preference.

There are some great things and some terrible things about UCSB. The great are: location, outstanding professors, good curriculum with interesting classes (for engineering). The bad: they admit significantly more students than they can provide facilities for. Not enough classes - students cannot register for classes because they're not enough options. Not enough housing options. It's more expensive than NYC. I wish we knew that before we committed

Full disclosure, I'm a UCLA graduate and I have one daughter that just graduated from UCSB in '18 and I have another daughter who is in her second year at UCSB who will graduate in '21. So I'm biased towards the UC system and UCSB. That being said, there are many reasons why I believe UCSB is worthy of 5 stars besides my bias. First, let's start with academics and reputation. UCSB is rated as one of the Top 10 public universities and one of the Top 40 of all universities in the country. One major thing that sets it apart from the Berkeley's and UCLA's is that is primarily an undergraduate research university. This allows undergraduates to perform the research that graduate students normally would at the other larger universities. This can play a major role for those students who want a hands-on experience prior to moving on to graduate school or a career in their field of choice. It's a way of showing employers that you have gained valuable practical experience while searching for a job in today's competitive environment. Secondly, the school has great diversity and a large percentage of first generation college students. This allows the school to feel very open and welcoming to students who may not have felt comfortable in their high school setting or community. It's especially welcoming at an elite school where you might expect to be the only minority and find out you are one of many. Lastly, the environment is ideal for academic, artistic, athletic and social growth. It's setting is one of the most beautiful and peaceful of any campus sitting directly on the water in Santa Barbara. The school and surrounding IV neighborhood has a definite beachy vibe and relaxed atmosphere. It's especially important at a demanding academic institution. As I tell my daughters every time I go up to visit them, I am jealous that they have been able to live at and attend such a great school. Go Gauchos!

What a beautiful beautiful beautiful school what a beautiful blue beautiful beautiful place the people are really cool here too. Dating is awful but people in general are amazing and wonderful as long as you don't date them LOL some people are mean and superficial but I mean I think there's a lot of diversity actually it's a huge school so there's a lot of people my one gripe would be that there's no business degree so that really set me back I had so many years of free counseling amazing course counseling but the career counseling was not good I really like all the extracurriculars offered here having been out of college for a long time I've never been anywhere like this I lived some of my best years here

Review specifically for Anthropology Department, I have mixed feelings about the university itself but that's not addressed here in the review: I am about to go into my senior year as an Anthropology major at UCSB and am so frustrated with the department and school. There is no advisor for the anthropology department. Allegedly we get a new one basically every year but I have yet to meet one or to receive a response to any emails I send to the advising email, which is supposed to be monitored despite the fact we don't have an actual advisor currently. I have had classes cancelled every single quarter without fail, once a class was cancelled 2 days into the quarter. The department rarely opens spots in other classes to make sure students affected by cancelled courses are still able to, I don't know, get the education they're paying for? I pay $6,000 a quarter (that's 18,000 a year) of IN STATE tuition to come to a pretty campus and have all my courses cancelled. It's no wonder all of the good staff is leaving for other jobs. The university barely pays professors here and over-admits students forcing professors to increase class sizes, yet somehow there's still not enough space for everyone in a major to take classes within their major. Papers won't be graded for weeks and when they are you don't typically receive feedback, just a grade and you have to go into office hours to hear about anything. The department's biggest issue is communication, nobody ever knows what's going on. Staff, graduates, and undergraduates are all on completely different pages about basically everything. I love the staff within the department and the courses I actually have managed to take have all been interesting and educational. Not sure the prod outweigh the cons here though and if I could go back knowing what I do now, I probably would've chosen a different school. Want to take a class with 500 other people? UCSB is the school for you. Want to be stuck taking an extra year or two in school because you can't get into classes and the ones you do get into get cancelled less than a month before the school year starts? UCSB is the school for you.

I graduated from UCSB last year as a transfer student and enjoyed every second of my time at UCSB. I was a psychology major and feel like i've learned so much in such little time. I was always impressed by all of the amazing professors i've gotten the chance to work with. The students are also really welcoming and helpful. I remember when I came to visit the campus before I made my decision to attend, I felt so welcomed that I knew this would be the university that I attend in the Fall. The campus is absolutely beautiful. It's not every day you get to walk to class and have a view of the beach which makes life so much less stressful. Living in Isla Vista was also an amazing experience because you get to be surrounded by all of your friends and it just always felt like home. Academically, the courses at ucsb can be challenging because they run on a quarter system, but it was a quick adjustment. Overall UCSB is an amazing university and has the most beautiful campus i've ever seen. My time here was amazing and it's been one year since I graduated and I still think about this place all the time. Loved everything about my time here and I look forward to visiting soon!

One of California's,and the nations,most scenic campuses The University of California Santa Barbara is surrounded by the natural beauty of California's stunning coastline! Since 1891 UCSB has offered its students the environment for outstanding levels of achievement in education and sports-numerous Nobel Laureates have been bestowed upon students and educators at UCSB! For the visitor to UCSB the surrounding scenery,coastline and geography offer endless opportunities for exploration,photography,peaceful walks and a great getaway! . . . . . #ucsb #ilovecalifornia #palmtrees #architecture #universityofcaliforniasantabarbara #californiadreamin #californiadreaming #coastal #coastalcalifornia #family #studentlife #sandandsea #seetheusa #waynesalvatti #photografxworldwide #beach #sand #ocean #oceanwaves #gauchos #ucsbgauchos #ilovesantabarbara #socool #socal #storketower #nobellaureates #nobelaward #nobel

UCSB is such a beautiful campus. We came here to attend my nephew's commencement ceremony. The ceremony was held on the grass area next to the lagoon. It was such a nice backdrop for the ceremony. It was hard paying attention without looking at the view. I wish we had more time to explore the campus. Maybe on our next visit.

What a wonderful place to come visit. I was so impressed with the high quality of education here, and also, the wonderful location, the entire spirit and vibe of this school. I had taught summers at UCLA for 10+ years, but never ventured down here before, so I was very pleasantly surprised. I will definitely be back to do a whole tour and check this school out. I love that it is in such a pretty Cali location, if you are looking for a school that is away from the crazy LA life, this is it. Congratulations to all the wonderful grads I met, and especially, our darling Amanda .

Well, I saved my 200th review for UCSB. My child was accepted to UCSB!!! The campus is amazing. We visited during springbreak, so we did not have an official tour. However, just walking the campus, touring the Isla Vista area, local beaches, and SB downtown, gave us a great feeling about this choice. This UC Santa Barbara is one of the crowned jewels or the UC system. The new housing facilities are impressive. 5 stars from Phish!

[This review is on the esthetics, safety, and feel of the campus, not on the academics or student life.] A number of Yelpers have written that the UC Santa Barbara campus is,"so beautiful." Leading me to believe that one of 2 things is going on: 1. They have never been to any other University Campus or 2. The California marijuana legalization law is now fully in play... Folks---I have been to many a University Campus over the years, I know University college campuses, this Campus is just OK--not going to tell you its bad--just OK. There is much nicer out there all over the USA. Maybe if you just walk along the corridor from the Tower where the older buildings are on campus it may have a bit of a Harvardy feel, but for most of the campus, it's a Hodge-podge of cheap government cookie cutter institutionalized buildings. Some of the new dorms they are putting up are metal pre-fabs. There is not much cozy, or inspiring about this campus, unless you keep your buzz or high going. Yea, but David--it's on the Pacific Ocean! (dam it!)... Well, I took a look at the beach/park adjacent to the main University entrance and it's run down, and filled with homeless and shady people. I did not feel safe there on my bike unless I was moving fast and watching my back. On the the other side of the campus along the ocean is Isla Vista--an unsafe Sanctuary City that is responsible for most of the bike thefts and crimes on campus. In fact, bicycling magazine reports that Isla Vista has the highest level of bike theft culpability in California. But David, what about Frat row and the off campus area next to campus? You won't find any Cornell Mansion Fat Houses there. It's pure State University institutionalized 2 level apartment convert to Frat house developments. And the area and apartments adjacent did not give that warm welcoming, "wish I could go back to college and be a student here," feeling--they gave me that, "let me get the F out of here," before something bad happens. Seriously, if you are thinking of attending here--go up, bring your bike like I did or rent one, and ride around campus and the off campus for a few hours. Go--go on your own--by yourself, cycle around. That is the way to tell--not a drive by with giddy friends, anxiety filled parents, or a school tour guide. Ride around the whole place, and see what you think--see if you feel comfortable here. I will give UCSB 100% +++ in one area: They have an extensive bike lane/path network. One of the best I have seen on a college campus. They even had a bike traffic circle. I road around and around and around in it--I did not want to leave the traffic circle....

Really sad to write this review, and I hope the UCSB does something to improve things so I can upgrade the stars in the future. Dropped my kid off in September for her junior year. She is a physically disabled student by the way (this will come into play). Was really awesome they set her up in a campus apartment with her own room- accessibility issues. The beds are adjustable- took a week to get someone to come knock it down about a foot so she could get on it. Took 2 months for disabled bar to be installed by toilet in bathroom. She has to get up at 5 am to get to her 8 am class because otherwise no less than 3 buses will pass her and she will be late... and sometimes a bus NEVER comes. A handful of the bus stops are not accessible for wheelchairs- gravel and muddy grass. No consideration in classroom setting for wheelchairs either- that would be another paragraph. Speaking of the classrooms- all still using chalkboards which I suppose is fine- all the powerpoint projectors are broken, the school is short on funding so they are taking away access to JSTOR type of stuff through the library (mandatory if you need to use scholarly journal articles etc. for papers, your thesis, doctoral dissertation). The Portola dining hall... my daughter has gotten food poisoning a couple of times there along with a ton of other students. Think it is because chicken is the primary thing they serve and it is consistently undercooked. And have you heard about the new dorm they are building that is supposed to house 3000 or so students and it WILL HAVE NO WINDOWS IN IT??? It is supposed to force you to be social? You don't need A/C most of the time in Santa Barbara area- you just crack a window. The kids that will be forced to pay over 30k a year to live like prisoners with artificial air and artificial light. But here is the kicker- TAs are very underpaid- but that is really not new news it has always been that way. But now UC-wide 48,000 TAs are on strike and some professors are going on strike in solidarity with them. Two of my daughter's classes are "incomplete" until the strike is over. IF/when they negotiate the students (and/or parents) will pay the price with a massive hike in tuition and fees (we are not all rich)... and those poor kids in the prison dorm are going to be dropping 40k a year instead of 30k to be a part of a sick socialist/psychological experiment. My daughter loves the sweater-weather, and the access to ocean views is first rate. She got into every university that she applied to including UCLA and Berkeley- she CHOSE UCSB and my heart is breaking because the dream which she and I worked soooo hard for is falling flat in big ways. She said to me, "I know it is supposed to be prestigious and worth the money, but I really don't see what they are spending it on... not the library, not the classrooms, not accessibility, not transportation- and not the TAs. Where is the money going?" That is a really good question kiddo. Told her that maybe we should start preparing to transfer her to a college out of the state of California before the UC system falls apart... not looking good.

I am so happy with my undergraduate choice of UCSB. I graduated in 2007 and I feel like I really maximized my experience there. I was there for 4 years, had jobs on campus, tried pretty much every eatery in IV (Isla Vista), and was in a lot of organizations. Other than my thriving social life I feel that I learned a lot from my professors as well. There were so many resources to become more edcuated- CLAS classes, tutoring, the Davidson Library, 24 hour RBR room. My major highlights from college: - Having the same bike for 4 years! This is a major feat because bikes always get stolen at UCSB. - being part of sorority Gamma Phi Beta - being a Gaucho Tour Guide (giving prospective students tour of the beautiful campus) - living in the sorority house - living in Chimney Sweeps on Camino Del Sur - Human Sexuality Class in 152A and 152B in Campbell Hall - Living at Tropicana Gardens my Freshman Year - Hanging out with Keak Da Sneak when he performed at UCSB - Taking pictures with a whale that floated up to the beaches in IV because it died. :( - Basketball and soccer games - Halloween on DP - Working at the Events Center- Thunderdome Food Highlights: - Weekend brunch at Trop - FREEBIRDS on Thursday Night- College Night - Deja Vu - Mr. Pickles - Silvergreens - Bagel Cafe - Super Cucas - Woodstocks - California Roll *those are just SOME of the major highlights in my college career* This place continues to be known as a party school but we are improving tremendously academically and the great thing is that you get the best of both worlds. If you want to party. Party. If you want to learn and get a great education. Please do so. I would not trade my UCSB experience for the world. Would I do it again? HELL YES.

by far one of the most beautiful college campuses i've set foot on. i am not a ucsb student nor did i ever apply here, but i should've because this campus was absolutely breathtaking. if you've never been here, get off your bed and drive here immediately. TRUST ME! totally worth it. 15/10

UCSB is such a beautiful campus and I'm so happy to have gone to school here! There are many reasons why UCSB is awesome. They have an amazing library, bookstore, gym, and classrooms. The campus has tons of resources for people to use such as CAPS, study aboard, career center, and more! On campus they have restaurants, atm's, coffee shops, and cafes. They have many different spots all over campus for students to eat, study, and hang out. I've had many amazing professors while going to school here. I took many different courses and learned so much when I went to school here. There is a large diversity at UCSB with people coming from all different background and all over the country which makes this school unique. Santa Barbara being such a beautiful place bring everyone from all over. They even have a good amount of international students. UCSB biggest sport is soccer. During soccer season everyone gets together to watch the games and people throw tortillas as some sort of ritual thing! The soccer games are so much fun and I highly recommend going to them. They even have concerts and shows here sometime too which is awesome! There is always something going on during the week on campus and also many different cool clubs to join! I never lived in the dorms on campus but I've heard they are really nice! If you are a 1st year student I would recommend living in them so you are able to meet other freshmen students. They even have transfer student housing and grad student housing too! Many students here surf, spend time outdoors, and enjoy living on the beach! Alot of the kids ride bikes to school so beware while walking and driving on or near campus. UCSB is right near Isla Vista which is the college town right next to it. Isla Vista is full of housing, restaurants, bars, coffee shops, banks and more! Isla Vista is great for UCSB students because it's like a community for the students!

UCSB is a very beautiful campus. To be honest, UCSB, in my mind, is exactly what UCI would look like in a non-circle plot. Walking around, looking at the buildings and the layout, along with visiting it really reminded me of UCI. The parking structures, the name of the roads (Mesa Road).. it was all too familiar! This is closer to the airport and kinda outside of the main part of Santa Barbara. It's well spread out and I've heard that they have a connector to the beach. Friendly people, but I guess they were as lost as we were but that's okay, it's a learning experience. Kinda. xD At least they had a football team before.... *sigh*

Review 22 What a better university to have the honor of attending, ocean front!!! The university has one of the most recognized marine biology department that many of my colleagues have completed. The campus is very clean, students and staff as well very polite. I've been here 4 times this year and nothing changes other than where the sun is shining. They're in process of expansion, construction should be completed by start of fall semester. I few family members have also graduated from here and within a month they've been placed in very good jobs. Congrats to those who got accepted for 2015-2016: +/- 10% of the applicants! Plan B

If I can give it 0 stars I would because this school doesn't care about students they only care about the money. They will accept who they want and not people that actually work hard.

I started this review a few months ago like this: "It's unfortunate that UCSB has been in the news lately for all of the wrong reasons ..." It sat in my writing queue, waiting to be finished, when the massacre of May 23, 2014, happened next to my alma mater. Sad, angry, shocked, outraged ... no words could capture what I felt when I learned about the young UCSB students who were murdered that night. And yet ... I have never felt more proud to be a Gaucho than I have in the days that followed this tragedy. I see the outpouring of support on social media. I see all of the sister UC schools rallying around UCSB. I see what the student and local communities are doing to heal together, remember the victims, and move forward with their lives, and I can't help but be inspired. As a proud alum, I can write about UCSB's beautiful campus (yes, it has its own beach), its party school reputation (overblown; students study and work more than they party), and its academic standing (understated; it ranks near the top of the world in terms of science and technology). I can write about the lifelong friends I made while I was a student nearly 20 years ago. I can write about the tremendous impact that Chancellor Yang has had at the school; the campus has changed in so many ways since I graduated and it's all been for the better. But I don't need to write about any of this for you to get a sense of this university's heart and character. Just watch the news and see how the campus is dealing with its collective pain. See how students, faculty, staff, and the surrounding communities are pulling together in the aftermath of this horrible tragedy. A five-star Yelp review pales in comparison to what the people of UCSB have done during the most trying of circumstances.

A very booming school. Aside from the "party" reputation the education you can get here is very good. The beaches have tar. That's that. Hiking for miles all around the area. Staff was eager to help in any way needed. Most of the other students I encountered were all surface level friendly. Very clean area. Safe enough to walk around at night as a female without being disrupted in an unpleasant manner. School pride was strong. Super cool that the NBA comes here to practice.

It's still snowing here at the U. of Pittsburgh? The damn pipes are frozen, again. I just busted my ass on the icy sidewalk. Why are all the women pale and pasty? Why do the women have big hair? "Fuck this I'm outta here!" You would think I transferred because of my education. Wrong. I transferred because the weather and women in Pittsburgh sucked! I thought, "What is the opposite of Pittsburgh?" "What school has sunshine and women?" The answer was UC Santa Barbara. Which party in Isla Vista am I going to? What bong do we use this time? Are we too hung over to surf this morning? Darn, I have sand in my shoes. Those were my concerns at UCSB. Go Gauchos!!!!

Wow. What an incredible time I had at UCSB. Best time of my life (as cliche as it sounds). You learn so much about yourself, other people, life, death, and of course the normal garbage you learn and forget in class. You just grow. It's amazing when you look at yourself before going to UCSB and then look at yourself coming out of UCSB. Don't get me wrong. School/life got tough at times. Really really tough. I can't even tell you how many times I wanted to kill myself, but what I can tell you is that things get better. Things always got better no matter how well I did on a test or how bad I managed to fuck things up. Things always got better. God, I wish I was still going to UCSB instead of sitting here at my 9-5, behind this stupid desk, typing this review (sobbing at the same time. no homo), and pretending I'm cool. The real world sucks. Trust me. Being everyone's bitch from 9-5 (everyday) really blows. I hate my life. Stay in school forever, kids. I could not have possibly chose a better university. The only regret I have is graduating. Go Gauchos. Tip 1: When things get tough, I suggest you take a walk to this spot behind Manzanita towards the beach. There's this trail that goes along the cliff. On that trail (in between DP and the lagoon) you will see a little 10' x 4' spot filled with rubble and barricaded by a 8" tall piece of wood. This is a incredibly great spot to just sit and think at night. It was my go-to spot to get some time away from everyone, school, and everything else that made me want to pull a Kurt Cobain. Tip 2: It's okay to change your major. You will not feel like you threw everything you've worked for in your life down the gutter. The biggest relief in college was when I decided to change my major. F bus econ. F studying for calc for 15 hours a week. And for what? When will I ever use that garbage in my life? Never. Tip 3: Study abroad because when else will you ever get the chance to live abroad? When you're 70 and wrinkly? Nah I'm good. Tip 4: If you're under 21, do not hold a drink on the sidewalk/front lawn/street because you will get caught. The ticket/classes were a waste of money and time. Trust. Tip 5: You can't drink on the beach anymore? Sucks for you noobs. Getting plastered at the beach on the reg/Floatopia was the truth. Tip 6: Take classes with Ambi Harsha and Aaron Belkin. Some of the only classes that I didn't feel a need to sleep through. Tip 7: Freebird's is overrated (although I understand that sometimes you don't have a choice at 4 AM). Go with the Ranchero Burrito at Super Cucas. Thank me later. Better yet, go with the Spicy Chicken Shawarma at the IV Deli Mart. Soooooooooo good. You'll get an orgasm that would make any scene that Jenna Haze has ever shot look noob. Tip 8: Bill's Bus to OTT on Wednesdays is a must when you first turn 21. Zodo's happy hour (10 PM to 12 AM) is waaay legit. Tip 9: Woodstock's is like the SF Vagiants... overrated. BUT, if you do go there then ask to buy their keychain. With that keychain you can get happy hour prices at all times of the day. Personally, I enjoyed drinking pitchers at Gio's under the sun and creepin' on Freshmen. Tip 10: Once you go Mac, you never go back. Get yourself a MacBook Pro. Swag up. You'll thank me when your computer DOESN'T crash on you the day before a 15 page paper is due or when your computer DOESN'T crash on you the day you have to pick your classes. Trust. Tip 11: Hate dumping in public restrooms? Me too. But sometimes, you just gotta turn your swag on and do work. My favorite spot is the bathroom in the back of the Physical Sciences North building. If you're walking from the arbor, go past Buchanon, and the Physical Sciences North building is on your left. It's like white/beige/brown with big columns. Make like Zeus and walk through those columns. About 100 feet to your right will be the men's restroom. Open that door and you'll see another door. That door, ladies and gentlemen, is the door to relief during your stay at UCSB. You have a whole room to yourself to deuce your brains out at your own pace. Think Harry from Dumb and Dumber... i i i I I WAS JUST SHAVING... I'LL BE RIGHT OUT. My second favorite restroom is at the third floor of the Student Resource Building. I like this bathroom because people are rarely in there and it's new. I feel clean in there. Think Prince Ali, not street rat Aladdin. Tip 12: Real house rules for beer pong - Two balls in one cup means 3 cups. Not explosion. Explosion is for noobs. Behind the back for roll backs caught on the table OR in the air before the ball touches the ground. Rebuttle is shoot until you miss. Anyone that plays any other way is a poon. Tip 13: DT SB is the truth. Tip 14: F Barc. Tip 15: uhh I guess my boss is back, and I actually need to get back to work. I will probably be updating this in the future. Summary: Know your role, noobs. Stay in school... hopefully forever. God bless Mike Len, and may God bless America.

I attended UCSB from September, 1998 until March, 2002. Yep, I got done in less than four years. It is possible. I had a lovely time attending UCSB. The campus is gorgeous and breezy. I spent most my time in the Psychology Department (my major) and the Music Department (my minor). Both departments were well organized, approachable, and I felt that most of the professors truly loved the work they were doing. Sure, there were the Costco size classes for all the general education and pre-reqs but that is true for any UC. When you start taking the upper division courses the class sizes decrease dramatically. I loved the wide variety of subjects and courses available. I took a Satanism class to meet my literature requirement. Awesome. I've heard that all class registration is now done on-line. When I was there we still got to call Roberta to register. (Roberta = RBT = Register By Telephone) It makes me a little sad that Roberta is gone. RIP RBT. I still get occasional calls from those poor undergrads just trying to make a few bucks working for the alumni association. My last conversation went as follows: Undergrad: "Hello, I am calling on behalf of the UCSB Alumni Association. [insert random facts about all the new and exciting things happening at UCSB] Would you like to join the alumni association? For a donation of [insert amount here] you get [insert random alumni association incentives] and VIP seats at graduation ceremonies." Me: "I already graduated. Those seats would have been helpful seven years ago." Undergrad: "Would you like to make a donation?" Me: "I was a Psychology major. I work for a nonprofit. I don't make enough money to make a donation right now. You should call the engineering majors." Undergrad: "Really?" Me: "Yes. They probably have good jobs and are making enough money to join the alumni association." Undergrad: "Okay. Thanks for the suggestion." My suggestion to future students. If you are able to, take time to volunteer and/or work part time while attending UCSB. Having a degree is fabulous but prospective jobs also want to see that you have some "real life" experience. I volunteered for the Santa Barbara Rape Crisis Center (www.sbrapecrisiscenter.org) and worked for Girls Incorporated of Greater Santa Barbara (www.girlsincsb.org). Both were wonderful places to work and helped me grow both personally and professionally.

I've visited UC campuses in Berkeley, San Diego, LA and I'm also a student of UC Irvine, but Santa Barbara campus impressed me most of all. You have everything to focus on studies. The atmosphere there is absolutely amazing. Even if you are not a student of UC, spend some time to visit this campus. Just for a evening walk! Feel some inspiration

WOW, I write this only based on the campus, and it is BEAUTIFUL. I went to Northwestern, also known for its amazing campus and, SB threw down hard today. The views from the Lagoon is surreal. UNBEATABLE SUNSETS from the water's edge. I'm sure the wonderful scenery is a cherished part of the student experience.

Although I'm incredibly bitter at the deans for not reinstating me (i got a 3.4 during summer school), i must say that i love this school. The people are great, the weather is great, its by the beach, and its nearby a cute little town called Santa Barbara where families travel to go on VACATION (and the students live there because of school!). Even though I worked my ass off and was unable to woo the dean into getting me re-instated for the fall term, the professors were wonderful. Once I told them about the predicament I was in, they quickly wrote me recommendation letters and personally e-mailing the dean themselves as a personal request to let me in. But hey, I understand. As the dean, there are rules you have to follow and you can't make an exception for ANYONE cause if you do it one person, you have to do it to everyone else. Passionate professors and wonderful students.

Please note that this interview is based on a superficial impression I have of the school, based off of a job interview I had. I see many people have had positive experiences, which is wonderful. My own experience tends to match the more negative reviews, unfortunately. As I mentioned above, I had a job interview at UCSB and did not leave with a good impression. I was disappointed with the Santa Barbara area (often lauded as the "American Riviera in tourism videos) and struck with the unprofessionalism of the department that I interviewed with. First, about the physical local: Santa Barbara, despite all of the positive things you may find online, felt isolated to me. There are a few smaller cities next to it (which, I hear, are much more affordable and have more realistic building codes than SB), a Dutch town for tourists about 40ish minutes away, and Los Angeles two hours to the south. It did not seem like an especially satisfying place to live, raise a family, or make a living (I have a bias for more metropolitan areas). The school itself I found, unfortunately to be "meh." It's right next to the beach, true. I noticed that seaweed tended to wash up against the beach in clumps, would decompose, and the wind would blow the smell of decomposing seaweed towards the campus. I have no idea if that's a seasonal thing, but it's what I saw. I thought it was cool at first to see all of the bicycles on campus, and then it became an eyesore. There were so many, an overwhelming amount really. I'm not used to seeing such a high amount of bicycles in one place and, despite my best efforts to remain optimistic, I had to admit to myself that I thought it was an eyesore. The building where I interviewed (The Humanities building) was old and seemed like it was falling apart. I expected better. Secondly, the unprofessionalism from the department: I have come to expect unprofessionalism from the UC, but I wanted to keep an open mind; perhaps, after all, it was just the select few campuses I visited. I was struck by how little the university seemed to respect me as an applicant, and my experience seems to be shared by others, based upon the more negative reviews. The department head who invited me to come in person for the interview (which I needed to pay for myself, by the way) was unkempt when I met her in person. Her photo on the department website looks professional, so I was taken aback when I met her with tangled knots of gray hair, dressed like it was the weekend. The other members of the hiring committee were kind, respectful, and professional (to be fair), but the department head struck me as someone who needed to retire 10 years ago. After giving an interview that I was proud of, I never heard from the school or department again. No "thanks for coming", no "we don't have any openings at this time", not even a "we've decided to move on with other applicants." UCSB ghosted me, which I took personally, as I provided my own transportation, lodging, food, time and effort (I needed to prepare extensively for weeks for the interview), as well as supporting application materials which included a video recording of me working. For those considering attending UCSB as a student or applying for work, please remember that Santa Barbara is a high cost of living area, and UCSB tends to treat their faculty and staff as expendable (based upon my own experiences, and rumors I've heard from others). Again, deeply disappointing.

Really pretty campus on Isla Vista in SB. Right in the top of the vista next to the beach, small airport on one side, and nature all around. It's off from the city a bit. Windy streets and really clean too. Michael Jordan had his BB camp there and my son was able to stay there in campus housing. It was safe too.

Oh back to school! Back to school! ...To prove to our daddies that we are not all fools. Although I didn't have the honor to attend UCSB, I felt the university's world renowed reputation grace the hallways as I toured this incredible campus. The university's academic program is tailored to a diverse range of student interests and its alumni have gone on to remarkable professions. Just don't ask to watch any football games (rumor as it they have been undefeated since the early 1990s).

I love the University of Santa Barbara. The school is academically rigorous while maintaining a comfortable stress free living experience on campus. Attending the athletic events is always a great time especially throwing tortillas on the field during the soccer games. The UCSB dance team is high energy, talented and bring that extra enthusiasm to the cheering section.

I would have to say one of the best things about this school is the games where the UCSB Dance Team is performing. Yes, of course the academics are great and it is beautiful here-but I do believe that the new face of athletics has to do with this spirit squad and their presentation on campus. I would highly recommend anybody who goes here, is an alumni, or incoming students to go to a game and watch how the students and the spirit leaders treat each other, their fellow classmates, and their audience. You can really tell all of the members are so kind and are genuinely there to support each other. GO GAUCHOS! Their instagram @ucsbdanceteam is really great and everyone should go check it out!

When you see the hottest blue eyed yummy guys walking around campus shirtless like gods because it's a beach school, you know you chose the right school. It's a party school and everyone is accepting of everyone else and the students truly care for one another. If you are debating about coming to UCSB because of its party reputation, google: Isla vista beachfront balcony party, Ucsb Halloween, Deltopia, DPtopia. You won't need any more convincing. Also, piece of advice, Live on Del Playa, it's the best experience you can get at a college. It's hard finding a place that is so close to the beach anywhere else.

* BEST SCHOOL EVER * I love everything about UCSB. The people are so nice and so welcoming. The campus is BEAUTIFUL, especially our brand new library. The beach is a literal 5-minute walk from campus. Upper-division teachers are amazing. I know there's a reputation for this being a party school, but it's not as crazy as it seems. Everyone that I meet that goes to UCSB or is an alumn say they love Sanra Barbara. 10/10 would recommend.

I grew up in Orange County and most of my friends who decided to go to college went to Fullerton and I couldn't understand why. Financial aide covered a good amount of the cost, so the loans I took out to attend were not horrible for what I was getting. The first time I came to SB and saw the campus for myself, I fell in love. People were extremely friendly and it motivated me to work hard as Saddleback cc so I could transfer to U.C.S.B. although when I got to the school itself as a student, it wasn't the dreamy place I thought it'd be. Still, I'm happy and appreciative for my time here. Pros beautiful location!!!! lots of resources- C.A.P.S, financial aide, career center, travel abroad, health (everything you can ask for even massages) some great professors like Professor Abbra and Professor Cruz very nice library nice gym nice pools that are heated. friendships lots of opportunities to get involved. parties- if you want to go. free bus rides to anywhere in SB when you get a bus sticker (free) food banks and free food sometimes Cons expensive rent while having 5 roommates and no privacy unless you bring a car some terrible professors two of my roommates were awful to live with and I couldn't get out of my contract even after taking it to the school. people vandalize a lot- i had to pay $700 in damages do to drunk people vandalizing my car and not having the decency to leave a note or take responsibility. many of the cops are corrupt. some men (not all) who disrespect women. racism and ignorance- multiple accounts of hate crimes and even a KKK sticker in the bathroom at woodstocks. you most likely will move into an apartment that doesn't allow pets if you are a shy introvert like I am, Ucsb may not be the best school for you. I often wonder if I would have been happier at calpoly SLO, UC santa Cruz, or going to a free college in Denmark which are also at beautiful locations. Explore your options! overall, the benefits have out weighted the cons

If you want an education, please do not go to this school. This is a research school and the teachers are here for their research and not for teaching. The teachers do not care at all about their students and whether or not they learn anything. Don't waste your money.

Awesome university and campus. the quad is really cool, but it was odd there weren't more people hanging out on it. I guess it's because it was winter and people from here don't want to be outside or something ,but it was so warm for me ! Haha.

I went to UCSB as a Chinese major for two years, and then I transferred to UCLA for my Junior and Senior year. I wouldn't say leaving UCSB for UCLA was a mistake, but I will say that my experience at UCSB was infinitely better. Here is a breakdown of why UC Santa Barbara is one of the best schools in the country: ACADEMICS: You may have heard UCSB is a party school, but the truth is that this school has some of the best professors in the world at your disposal. Many of them have won prizes, have been knighted more than once, and come from Ivy leagues. What happens when a Harvard professor wants to retire, but can't yet for financial reasons? They come to UCSB to teach by the beach. Some classes are big, but many classes are very small- in both cases, all it takes is for you to raise your hand in class, and the world starts to become about you. I've watched hundreds of movies in in film courses, taken classes where a different guest speaker comes each week, and even classes where I was was holding a freakin octopus. The East Asian Language department left a lasting impression on me (every single professor I had was GREAT), and even all of my GE classes were interesting and a pleasure to attend. The best part is- THERE'S NOT A LOT OF HOMEWORK. Just enough to keep everything fresh and challenge you, but it's not over the top. CAMPUS LIFE: The UCSB campus is like city. It's large, has a center, and something is always going on. Cultural clubs, Greek life, and other organizations are easy to join and you can have lots of fun. I was able to be a club officer the first time I went to a club. Some people say this is a party school- EVERY SCHOOL IS A PARTY SCHOOL. UCSB's parties are just way better. That being said, I don't party much- I don't drink. Guess what though, there's a lof of other people that don't drink, and there's so much to get involved in that partying is AN ALTERNATIVE to other things to do on Friday nights. Isla Vista may not be charming- but the businesses that inhabit the place are really fun- there's so many restaurants and cool places to go- they have lasting appeal too. Freebirds, Cucas, Silvergreen's, Naan Stop, Deja Vu Cafe just to name a few. It's hard to be lonely here- there's always people everywhere, any time of day. Outside, in the halls, around the U-Cen, and even in the streets of Isla Vista. Perhaps the best thing about this school is that students here are infinitely easier to make friends with than students of other schools- people in classes are more like comrades than competitors (AHEM UCLA). You're sitting next to some dude? He can be your friend. THE PHYSICAL LOCATION Wow, it's on the freaking beach. I'm not even kidding. You can fall outta bed, walk out of your dorm, walk two minutes in a number of directions, and end up in the water. It's fantastic. The whole campus is like a metropolitan city. Manzanita FEELS like a different side of town than San Nicholas. People are always walking around, and since the school isn't too big (# of students-wise) you see people you know all over the place. There's literally like 5 student cafeterias to choose from, and they're all really close to each other. It's almost like a dream. The food is AMAZING. I don't care what UCLA says- their food is nothing compared to UCSB. I mean, you can walk into the DLG, and grab some kiwis, mangos, apples, bananas, some oranges, and a bunch of kinds of berries and no one will stop you. There's delicious foods of all types, and some places even focus on ethnic food. I miss this. Oh, yeah, did I mention THE SCHOOL IS ON THE BEACH. I did, but I'll say it again. If you want to go jogging, there's several running paths, many of which are on cliffs overlooking the ocean. I mean, seriously? THIS WAS WORTH MY OUT OF STATE TUITION. The Rec-Cen (Recreation Center) is a HUGE workout center and you can just go there whenever. The school also has a buttload of tennis courts to play on (some REALLY good courts for Men's Tennis), and if you want, you can easily take classes that teach you how to play anything. I took gymnastics and tennis. Both classes rocked my socks. LASTING IMPRESSION: So, I just graduated from UCLA- get this- The GE classes I took at UCLA were worthless- I've forgotten everything. As for UCSB- EVERY GE CLASS I TOOK WAS INTERESTING. I learned about genocides that I didn't even know existed, I learned KOREAN, and I even learned exactly how racism still manifests itself in our society, government, and culture. I earned two scholarships (in 2 years)- one was just hard cash (wow!) and the other was a FREE SUMMER STUDY IN KOREA. My Chinese teacher even had me serve as the MC for a giant Chinese New Years celebration. They sent to to compete in a Chinese speech contest against Cal and the Defense Language Institute. THEY REWARD YOU here. It feels good. I love UCSB. I could not even write five percent of the amazing things this school has to offer.

Ahhhh, Santa Barbara. How do I sum up my four years at UCSB in the matter of one Yelp review? Let's begin where the previous reviewers have left off. Yes, there is a certain level of homogeneity on the UCSB campus. I myself was in a sorority, and would be foolish not to say that there was a Santa Barbara "type." You know her, you love her, she will grow up to be an Orange County housewife who runs errands all day in a matching Juicy sweatsuit while her skin is unnaturally more taught and orange than when she was in college. That said, if you got "bored" of these sorostitutes or the everlasting IV house party, well then figure your shit out. Santa Barbara has an endless and diverse selection of people and activities. I experienced a variety of things at UCSB, from surfing to shopping, ski and snowboard club to the honor roll, on campus volunteering to working downtown, hell I went spear fishing the same day I hosted sorority rush. I had a friend in the music scene, the theater department, the computer gaming club...I think you get the point. If you can't find something or someone interesting with a student population of 20,000 at a school ranked in the top 12 public universities in the country...well good luck with life. The education at Santa Barbara was top notch. I pursued a personal relationship with my professors who enriched my academic experience. Goleta has endless community and service oriented opportunities, with the number of immigrants and latin influenced population who live in close proximity to the students. Downtown Santa Barbara is a sophistocated and connected network, plush with small businesses and a diverse population. All of my friends exploited these multifarious facets of their UCSB experience, and yet we all managed to party harder than most anyone I know. Which leads me to SB's notorious reputation: the party school. Yes, UCSB is a party school. I spent a fair amount of time visiting friends at UCLA, USC, UCSD, USD, and I grew up partying at Stanford in high school. You party harder, drink more, and are more exposed to everything that accompanies thoser activities. Handling that scene, while focusing on academics, extracurriculars, volunteering and part time work has made me one of the most competant people I know. (Not to toot my own horn or anything...but beep beep.) If you can graduate UCSB with a decent GPA, having taken advantage of it services, (I.E. Study abroad, school clubs etc.) and have partied like a stud...well you my friend are suited to take on just about any challenge life has to throw your way. Do yourself a favor and go to this school. Not only did I make some of the best frienships I will ever have, but all of the Gauchos I meet in my post-collegiate years are the highest quality people around.

Reading the glowing reviews I'm starting to feel like I'm crazy, but... meh. This school was a bad fit for me. I'm not the Santa Barbara "type" another reviewer mentioned, not at all (more the introverted troubled creative type). Pros - great location - amazing weather - beautiful people Cons - large class sizes - IV - pervasive party scene (maybe a pro...?) - homogenous culture - intellectually unstimulating I went to UCSB from 2007 to 2010 (graduated in less than 3 years with a liberal arts degree) while class sizes and costs were dramatically rising. I had some great professors but was not wowed by the calibre of the students, generally. Most seemed only interested in learning to regurgitate information so they could get back to partying and get an A without really learning much of anything. I didn't get the sense that students genuinely wanted to learn, so many skipped classes to hang out at the beach or get drunk. The professors i spoke with expressed frustration over this too. IV itself is a big factor in the rating. It's a double-edged sword; its location and size are convenient to UCSB, it's on the beach, you can get anywhere you need to go by bike (yet it is full of cars). But it's expensive, riddled with crime, cramped, and a slum. It's an insular community that leaves its residents with no real connection to the rest of SB. It's unreality. It's almost entirely students so there is no sense of responsibility or care... everyone eventually graduates/drops out so there is no incentive to make IV a nice place. Pretty run down. You'll have to share a bedroom, and when I was there the rule was that rent was always $1400-$1600 per bedroom. Academically, UCSB isn't very challenging. If you are at all bookish, it's quite easy to get good grades. I graduated with a 3.4 after failing a class that I couldn't bring myself to be interested in. I routinely procrastinated. I suspect grade inflation, at least in liberal arts programs. My first year I was undecided and took chemistry classes to keep my options open. I did better than the bio and chem majors I knew, which worried me. I made a few great friends. One of the two closest felt the same as me and ended up dropping out. Can't speak for the bar scene; I graduated before I turned 21. All I knew was IV and my experience through the study abroad program (one of the best things about UCSB). IN SHORT. You can get a good education in a great location. You'll probably have to live in the slum of IV. Majority of the student body seems uninterested in intellectual rigor. Going here felt more like... attending an extended summer camp for partiers. The novelty of constant parties wears off quickly. Professors are great but class sizes large. Expensive. It was a bad fit. I learned stuff, but overall I regret choosing UCSB. If I could do it over, I'd attend Cal Poly SLO - and probably choose a different major.

My son attended UCSB - just graduated! Highlights: very friendly and inclusive; the Chancellor is quite exceptional. I emailed him once and was delighted to hear back from him in person. He genuinely cares and is personally invested in the school community. The setting is spectacular - many of the kids surf and enjoy a healthy, outdoor life, often living just steps away from the beach. Watch out for surf-board carrying cyclists! Santa Barbara is a prime location for parents to visit. Recommend the Boathouse for brunch, and staying in hotels outside of SB; we usually stayed in Pismo or Avila Beach. It is definitely a party school, but the philosophy is that students need to blow off steam and have a balanced lifestyle and the location is pretty safe. As a parent it's reassuring to know that safety is a priority for the administration. Housing in Isla Vista is sub par, so be prepared to pay high rent for ramshackle accommodation. Can't beat the location though! There is also a serious underlying focus on academics: some outstanding professors and a healthy yet competitive atmosphere, place UCSB amongst the top schools. Graduation was brilliantly executed. I was amazed at the scale and level of coordination needed to make it run so smoothly, and impressed with the caliber of the top students. Truly a memorable day. Overall great experience.

Things to consider -next to beach -great social environment -research college (Biochem major) -great teachers (if you make an effort to go to their office hours) -free counseling/dieting/massage chairs/free tutors (for certain classes) -great weather all year round Cons: -If you try to transfer here without your goals in mind you will get boned. -switching from semester to quarter system will rock you hard. -remember to balance SCHOOL and then social life. -remember you are a number and it is up to you to take charge of your major. Fight tooth and nail on anything they try to take away from you. Remember it will cost you $329 per unit for classes plus other fees (should be a good motivator).

As a student that really uses the resources at UCSB and a senior undergraduate, I have a lot to say: (1) Campus: honestly a beautiful campus. Since it's next to the beach and in Central California, the weather is pretty nice and you can wear shorts almost year round. However many of the surrounding beaches are covered in tar and if you're moving up here and planning on going to the beach you're going to need to invest in a very large vat of baby oil (it's the only thing that gets tar off the bottom of your feet or out of your clothes). (2) Campus housing: I lived in FT (now called Santa Catalina) four years ago on 6th North. It was nice having maids once a week but believe me that is NOT a luxury you are going to have once you move into Isla Vista your second year. When I lived at FT they reconstructed the pool for 2/3 of the year so I didn't get to enjoy that. Oh and they also fixed the bike racks and added a bike fixing station the year I left. Thanks UCSB. I really enjoyed that one mile bike ride to and from FT without those amenities. NOT. Anyways, it was always really loud at FT and I can almost guarantee that you will be woken up once a quarter at 2 in the morning because one of your peers pulled the fire alarm (inevitable this will likely happen during finals week). The other dorms (the ones on campus) are okay however the "San Mighetto" thing is real and it is one of the less maintained dorms on campus. San Clemente housing is nice, older students get their own room in a four person apartment (a luxury in Isla Vista) and San Clemente is super clean. The Santa Ynez apartments are more like houses and are farther from campus so you don't really feel like you're living on campus if you're living there. (3) Dorm food: I can only speak of the dorm food from 4 years ago when I was a freshmen (from 2010-2011). Needless to say, FT had the worst food, DLG (the one mention in Jack Johnson's song) has the best food and best hours; DLG is the only one open for late night from 9PM -12 AM Monday-Wednesday. Due to the low quality of the dorm food, I did not gain the coveted "freshmen 15." (4) Undergraduate Classes: if you're a freshmen, get ready to sit in Campbell Hall with 500 other students. You're not going to have personalized or small classes until you choose your major. I've taken some wonderful and educational upper div classes with some great teachers. I highly recommend the writing department and film department. As far as teachers and classes go, I've been happiest in these departments. (5) Majors at UCSB: engineering, biology, and psychology are kings here. They're also SUPER hard so if you decide to be one of the few members of this school that take their education seriously, good for you! Sorority girls and Frat guys are always Comm majors because it's one of the elitist majors that requires you have a 3.0 to get in. As a film major I had a great time but you really have to know what you want to do in film to get the kind of attention you want from the department. If you're not focused they'll just laugh at you and they won't take you seriously. (6) Davidson's Library: what do you know, still under construction eh? Super old and in need of serious renovations. The 8th floor is lovely to study on (great view of the ocean) and the 4th floor is where all the study groups are. They did put in a snack bar near one of the entrances so I'm happy with that but this library is not the gem of the university and libraries really should be. It's where your students study and research, so come on UCSB. (7) University owned and run Bike Shop: Every time I come here trying to get my bike fixed or just trying to get some air, there is a huge line and IF and that's a big IF I do see anyone working they look at me like, "What are you doing here?" Awful. (8) Dentist: Also awful! Severely understaffed right now. I made an appointment week 0 this quarter (so back in September 2013) and the earliest they could get me in was Nov. 6. Show up Nov. 6 and oh what do you know it, the dentist is sick. Earliest rescheduling date? January. Thanks University dentist insurance. How did you know I didn't have a car and really wanted to take a bus somewhere in Goleta or Downtown to get a simple teeth cleaning? I guess that's why UCSB gives their students bus stickers, so they can actually GET all the services that UCSB is supposed to have on campus, ready and available for students. (9) Student Health Center: I actually am really happy with the health center. They have some really nice doctors and with university insurance they do offer basic health care. I really don't like gynecologists but I've had some really great doctors in the gyno department. (10) Frats/Sororities: people are so friendly in Isla Vista. If you have to join one of these, it's because you don't know how to make friends and you're probably not a very likable person. I've had a great college experience but UCSB could have made it better.