Paul M.
Yelp
WHERE IS THE GUAVA JELLY?
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Why is it so hard to find Guava Jelly?
I first called the older Vallarta near the beginning of Broadway
....not once...twice! The girl who answered the phone kept
hanging up on me, each time I asked whether they had Guava
Jelly.
DOES GUAVA JELLY SOUND PERVERTED IN SPANISH?
I know a few words of Junior High Spanish & I still have no idea...
Anyway, I then said to myself, if I am going to trek all the way down to SM
for Guava Jelly, I should check out their new store.
I then called the new store & now asked who should I talk to
to find out if they have an item in stock. They connected me
& did not hang up...wow.
The person that I talked too claimed that they had two different
brands of Guava Jelly....& not Guava Paste...which is more common
in Hispanic food.
So my main mission was to get it right when I walked in. I asked 4-5 staff
, each sending me to look somewhere else or ask someone else.
Was it with the other Jellies or Preserves, as suggested?
Nope!
Was it in the Hispanic section?
Nope!
OK, now I needed a manager...customer service counter was
closed...so I again looked for someone in charge...
& found the assistant manager who was quite nice.
He did not let on if ....
"Guava Jelly sounded perverted in Spanish",
but he did lead me back to the Hispanic section, where
he did find Goya Guava Paste.....
I then told him that I had found that on-line, Walmart
sold Goya Guava Jelly, so I know that they do make it.
Very nicely, he offered to special order it, next week, when the
Goya Guy came in to deliver.
SO STILL NO JELLY!
Anyway, as usual, we then went nuts buying all sorts of things
that would cost 2-5 times as much in SLO's Whole Foods, or
some other pricey places.
I took dozens of pics of all the goodies, but the signal was
crap....maybe overwhelmed by Pokemons...so they vanished
some how.
We were thrilled by the super-cheap fresh veg /fruit juices,
that was just as good as Lassen's, but far bigger & cheaper.
Not organic, but who cares!
The fresh veg, fruits, & bins held all kinds of goodies... some
great buys, some not so hot.
Good Buys: 3 huge Mangos for $1; Fresh Green Spices for 69 cents
; Asian Pears 2 for $1; & lots of other produce.
I took pics of tons of stuff that I had no idea about so I could
ask Yelpers or Goggle it later...
LIKE CANARY SEEDS....
ARE THEY FOR THE BIRDS?
(Total damage for the cart= $70 (or $700 in Whole Paycheck terms))
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The moral of the above story is
1- NOT TO TRUST "PHONE STOCK"
2- DO NOT COUNT YOUR GUAVA JELLY
BEFORE THEY ARE IN YOUR CART!
3- DO NOT ASK THE OPERATOR FOR ANY
KIND OF JELLY....ESPECIALLY NOT GUAVA!
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Before we left, I also grabbed & partially ate some
of the "Cafeteria" fair that these stores have look
so appealing in the pics.
I bought three dishes:
1) Quesadilla plate (honey liked it),
2) Carnitas plate (meat was too dry & stiff as a sliced you
know what ),
3) 1/2 Grilled Chicken Plate where
- THE MEAT WAS MUMMIFIED!!!!,
So not exactly Gourmet Mexican fare!