Kara B.
Yelp
You think you're in shape because you work out a bit at 24 hours!? Ha! I laugh in your general direction.
You wanna see some fabulous views of SF? Ha! You're gonna have to work it, baby. Nothing worth having comes easy.
Immediately after just eating half of a Molinari's sandwich at North Star café, the oldman wanted to take a walk. I'm thinking - oh, a nice little walk around the neighborhood, peeping into stores, and window shopping... Then we turn onto Vallejo at Powell. As I saw the inclining hill, I thought "oh no, I remember this 'little' workout... Sh&t!"
I wanted to wring his neck, and bap the back of his head (I'm always bappin' the back of his head, though). But, it was either walk up Vallejo St. and try to enjoy the spectacular views, or walk the Broadway tunnel (been there, done that... never again). So I grit my teeth and kept the 'safety on', by keeping my hands in my pocket.
Starting at Powell and Vallejo, you'll start to feel the steady incline of the hill leading up to the steps at Mason St. By the time you get to the actual steps, you should feel a sensational tingle/burn/pain in your butt and quads. Once you start walking up the steps, you may think...
-Ah, how lovely!
-Damn my legs are starting to hurt
-What lucky bastards must live along these steps?
-I don't envy having to deal with all of the looky-loos and peeping toms
-When I get a house here, I'm definitely hiring a gardener!
-Why am I attempting these steps on a full belly?
-Where the f@$k is my camera?
-Huff, puff, huff, puff... *hand over heart* Elizabeth! this is the big one!
-Why am I keeping the 'safety on'?
-When did that bulls eye form on the back of old man's head?
Whew! So you've make it up the hill leading to the steps, then you make it up the steps by the cute little Ina Coolbrith park, and think...
-Halle-fricken-lu-yeah! I made it!
-Why didn't I bring the good camera?
-WTF? Am I seeing another set of steps?
-That's it, he's a gonner!
Yes Virginia, there is ANOTHER set of steps as you cross Taylor St. Take a deep breath, count to 10, and keep your hands in your pocket.
Again, in every direction, there are beautiful views of SF, Bay Bridge, Treasure Island, etc. Just breath-taking, figuratively and literally speaking! Beautiful flora n' fauna (pet doggies), and wonderful architecture to behold. Once you get to the top, you'll see the Hermitage building and more great views... it will almost make you forget about burning buttocks, stinging quads, and bulls-eyes growing on the back of bapp-able heads.
It's all down hill from here.