Todd D.
Yelp
Vargas Café, 8010 North Atlantic Avenue, Cape Canaveral, FL -0.5-Star
Add the Mexican owners of the Vargas Café to the Ananias Club. I don't want to come out and use the dirty little word "liar," but the sign in their window shouts, "HOME OF FLORIDA'S GREATEST CUBAN SANDWICH," which is quite a mighty boast considering all the authentic Cuban-owned restaurants we have in Florida--especially in Miami and Tampa--and the fact that there are zero Cubans preparing and serving food at this Cape Canaveral tourist trap. I might be a Gringo, but I know that Cuban and Mexican food have "nada que ver" with one another.
Truth be told, I cannot personally tell you how the Cuban sandwiches here taste because get this: THEY WERE OUT OF CUBAN SANDWICHES!
I mean, come on! To be out of your sole signature dish? There was one sandwich left and I got to see it served. I could say it looked like every other Cuban sandwich, but to be honest it didn't look particularly impressive. I've seen better.
You might ask, "Hey, Big Boy, what if the Cuban sandwich at the Vargas Café does taste really good, and you just missed out?" Doubtful. Not if it is anything like what I did order off the menu. Ya tu sabes.
Since I couldn't try the Cubano, I chose the Pan Con Chorizo. This sandwich was basic, nothing special. The chorizo itself was frozen reheat and the cheese was junk. I also got the Bistec de Pollo, which was not seasoned correctly. The chicken itself was rubbery and overcooked and the garlic was burned instead of sautéed. No bueno.
What was worse than the poorly prepared faux fare was the fact that the place smelled like five-day-no-shower-homeless-guy-armpit. Qué fula.
At least I can say that our server, Andrea, was fantastic, although she wasn't from Cuba either.
The Big Boy says, "There are a half dozen good to excellent Cuban restaurants in Brevard. Vargas Café is not one of them. Skip it!"