Michael S.
Yelp
Bless me father, for I'm 'bout to Seine.
The sightseeing river cruise on the Seine by Vedettes de Paris runs 15€ and 60 minutes. The boat has open air front and upper decks as well as a heated, glass-covered main deck with huge windows. This let's everybody Seine in their own way ... just don't judge me because I Seine differently than you.
The tour is called the "Croisière Découverte" because ... well ... everything just sounds better in French. Luckily, Vedettes de Paris also has English and Spanish recordings available since listening to French is cool, but I can't really speak it ... except "Le poisson est dans la bibliothèque" ... which hasn't quite proven to be useful (yet).
If Vegas is Sin City, then Paris is the Seine City of France. There is no hiding the Seine which flows through the heart of the nation's capital. We began at the foot of the Eiffel Tower and then floated past famous monuments including the Hôtel des Invalides, Musée d'Orsay, Musée du Louvre, and Notre-Dame de Paris. Just past the Pont Marie, the boat turned around to pass under the same bridges towards the site of our original Seine at the Vedettes de Paris dock.
And just like that, it was time to say "adieu" to our afternoon full of Seine. Was it a marvelous tour? Non, monsieur, it was not. It was ok. Was it worth doing once? Oui, probably. Besides, if you don't Seine, then did Jesus die for nothing.
Go forth and Seine no more.