Alex M.
Yelp
Next up in our "If your bar was a tree, what kind of tree would it be?" series: Vegas Lounge.
Vegas Lounge would be a Great Basin Bristlecone Pine. Surprised? You shouldn't be. Confused? I bet you are. Curious? Well, read on.
The Great Basin Bristlecone Pine has the distinction of being the tree family with the single oldest living tree - the Methuselah. It's in California, and is over 4,000 years old. So, why is Vegas Lounge the Methuselah of bars? Well, it's elementary, dear Watson - because like the Methuselah, Vegas lounge is timeless - it's a swinging nightclub full of sweaty black musicians and ecstatic white nerds/preps dancing their sweaty asses off. Is this the 50s? 30s? 2010s? No one knows - that's the point.
Like its tree namesake, Vegas Lounge is of an indeterminate age. But there is another, equally important element that Vegas Lounge shares with yea-old tree: its location is secret. Now, not as secret as Jimmy V's, but its pretty hard to find.
Located in the heart of Logan Circle, I think it's close to a hardware store, maybe. Maybe a Whole Foods? Anyway, like Methuselah, Vegas Lounge is a hidden piece of pine in a thicket of stiff woodies - Logan Circle/Dupont.
If you can find it, and if you can stand it- get in and get ready to get down.