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Not to be confused with the Washington Nasty Cathedral, which is frankly quite disgusting, perverse, and smelly. And that's just the patrons.
Surely WNC is the greatest Cathedral in North America. I've seen quite a few, the famous ones anyway, and nothing else comes close. It's like we've been transported back to 1400, because it looks brand spanking new, but other than that, is so similar to the grand old crumbling fading cathedrals of Europe, that it's almost uncanny.
Not to be confused with the Washington Nancy Cathedral, which is a shrine to Ms. Pelosi and also Ms. Sinatra. You have to wear boots to enter, and specifically the kind that are made for walking. And then they go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like they love you.
I love that this Cathedral moves with the times, though. Instead of being a shrine to the past and a carbon copy of the old-school monoliths of Chartres, Koln and Westminster, this place incorporates plenty of detail from modern times. Not least the addition of Darth Vader to the stained glass - somewhere up there. Hard to see, but then so is your... oh is that the time.
Not to be confused with the Washington Nappy Cathedral, which is a barber shop that can put rolls in your hair, which also sells Diapers to British people.
The Cathedral completely dominates the skyline of the Western part of Washington DC, and I believe it's still the highest point in what locals affectionately (or otherwise) know as The District. It's absolutely spectacular, much like your Aunt, and would be on my "best 3 places to visit in DC" list any day of the week, even though it doesn't make most people's top 5, or even top 10, perhaps because of it's non-central location. You must visit if you visit DC. It's like being in Europe and is something to be proud of. It's free to enter (like me), and has a million and one wonderful memories for me. Beautiful by day, haunting at night (like me). OK, enough.
Not to be confused with the Washington Natalie Cathedral, which is a shrine to the lovely Ms. Portman, especially on stage in "Closer" or giving birth at Wal-mart in "Where The Heart Is", and by the way, V For Vendetta is perhaps the most true-to-life parable of our times.