Lacey T.
Yelp
Dearest Wegmans, can you see
How very blissful you make me?
I enter, my heart fills with joy
More than that of a girl or boy
Wandering 'round a candy store
Hold up - you've that in bulk, and more!
Treasures fill your produce stands
Like aloe, mushrooms, truffles grand
Sumo citrus, Loc'lly grown berries,
Cotton candy grapes, Rainier cherries
Veggies prepped or cut to please
Spiralized carrots or shelled peas
Cookies, cakes, and doughnuts or
Breads like brioche you'll just adore
The pumpkin roll is so on point,
Fall comes, I'd weekly seize that joint
Tarts, petit fours, cream puffs, eclairs
So fancy you should put on airs
Iberico ham's available here
So delish you'll shed a tear
Hills (no mountains!) of lovely cheese
Curated thoughtfully to please
Caviar, jellies, salami sliced
Cheese boards nicely arranged or diced
Hosting parties is such a breeze
Because Wegmans holds all the keys:
Gifts, home goods, and kitchen supplies
Wine, beer, mixers, for ladies or guys
Flowers, plants, and décor - all grand
Even do weddings, because you can
Ready-made meals for twelve or one
Sushi, sammies, enjoy in the sun
There's seating outdoors, upstairs too!
And even events, so many things to do
Like free family movies on Tuesday nights
Sure to prevent some sibling fights
Your store brands are better than most
Other products sold coast to coast
Free magazine of ideas, recipes
Is offered 'cause you aim to please
But in truth, what sets you apart:
The service, your employees have heart
If I could I'd shop here ev'ry day
Or if you were a hotel I'd stay
Forever, actually, can I please?
When I leave I fall to my knees
In sorrow for you truly are
The store of my dreams, and yet so far...