Peter K.
Yelp
After my performance last weekend, I was ready to show off my strong pimp hand and crush my competition in open bowling. Although I have bowled at Whitestone Lanes for over seven years, it was a while since I've returned (12 months can be a lifetime, to the man who talks through the three holes of his ball). Friday night after dinner, my cousins and I came to hold our annual family bowling competition (or lack thereof) and have a good time (beers sponsored by yours truly).
Since parking in the front is quickly occupied, we always head towards the back. Sometimes on a busy night, cars double park or invent new parking spots:
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Legend
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____ - this is the appropriate parking spot, since you see the yellow paint
| x | - the new, abstract, made up parking spot because it's 'sofa king' popular to bowl these days
Come prepared with loot. Cash is king. There's an ATM machine in the alley so there's no excuse for whining for a fee to use the machine. It was $77 for five merry keglers at two games each and three out of the five needed shoes.
"The Strike Zone" aka the bar, is small, but offers inexpensive bottle beers. I would drop $22 for 5 Coors Lites and 1 Heineken. Sh-t we paid for at least five rounds. At least I voraciously ate all of the chips (certainly my money's worth) I could while waiting for the bartender to serve them. It's a shame there is nothing on tap. The snack bar, although an eyesore, is a separate entity and was helpful in my time of need. We ordered big fries for $4.50 and enjoyed them. They were better (thin cut and fresh out the deep fryer) than the Mickey D's next door. Believe it!
The lane conditions were not forgiving. DRY! *hack* CHALK! *cough* As a right hander, I could start at board 35, throw it out wide, and it would still skid, flip and hit the 7 pin on the backend. Although one of my cousins previously hurt himself (imagine a non-runner/baskeball player claiming plantar fasciitis) and ended up squandering money playing video games most of the night, we bowled and collectively had a good time.
A poor carpenter blames his tools. I know, I did not perform well with a 111 and 171. Yet, I am still victorious at 12:30 AM!
The Monday night all you can bowl, from 10 PM to 3 AM is now $17 per person.
IFHTP 3+