Erin J.
Yelp
This is the closest dog park to where I live. I usually bring my guys when it's not too busy, because one of them is a huge (great dane) puppy, and the other, smaller one is hyper-spastic. They seem to have a good time there, and despite the occasional kerfuffle between dogs, I really can't complain about most of the dogs brought there.
What I CAN complain about are some of the owners. Yesterday my little dog ran up to a new dog who just entered the park and tried to get her to chase or be chased. She gets all wound up, she barks, talks some shit...just how she is. This dog's 'dad' pointed at her and started mincing around the park, asking, "Whose dog is this? Whose dog is this?" This man had a PROBLEM. And his dog? Chasing my dog. Both tails wagging, both tongues out. Later, my big dog shook his head and got some slobber on the new dog's eye and the dog's 'mom' just about sent herself into orbit. It pisses me off that the dogs are having a fine time, and then the people get all anal about normal dog stuff and spoil it.
Here are some suggestions if you're going to a dog park:
Do not wear white and/or any 'nice' clothes (coming directly from church, for example) and then get all pissy when a dog runs up to you to say hi and puts his/her paws on your pretty white pants.
Snarky coffee klatch girls? Everyone can hear you.
Please remember bags. Everyone understands running out of bags on occasion, but if you walk in there without any and make the rounds every time your dog takes a dump, you will not earn any friends.
Pay attention to your dog. This means do not have your iPod on full blast, do not be yapping away on your cell phone while sipping your latte and smoking a cigarette, and do not be more interested in snagging the cute guy with the red dobie. You are there for your dog, not to just take off the leash and then ignore him/her for the next hour.
Do not allow your dog to be the pool nazi. It's there for the enjoyment of all the dogs, not just your one who snarls and snaps at whomever comes close enough to take a drink.
Do not let your emotions get to your dog. I can't count the number of times the dogs weren't having any trouble with each other, but an owner got all pissy and then the dog picked up on it and then the dog got all excited and then one thing leads to another...fucking RELAX and just realize that they are dogs, not people. They do not think the same way we do, so please don't treat your pooch like a human child.
Dogs come in all shapes and sizes. From personal experience, I will also say this: just because a dog is big does not automatically mean that he is trouble. My dog is huge. I realize this, and when we're at the park I watch him extra-closely because I realize that things can happen, just based on sheer size alone. My big guy is a freaaaking pansy. God help him if he catches his own reflection in a window. He's also very careful around smaller dogs and will usually contort himself into weird jumps if he senses a particularly small dog afoot so that he doesn't step on him. If you are the owner of the teensy tiny teacup whatever, you also have a responsibility to pay special attention to your dog based on his size.
And don't give me the nasty look if your dog does get into the mix and yelps. Accidents happen. I don't want any dog to get hurt, but you must realize that you are at a dog park, which is not a controlled area like your fenced-in backyard, kitchen, or living room. And it's not always the big dog's fault!
In that same vein, please be prepared to accept that your dog may occasionally get into it with another dog. If your dog is turning into a troll, pull him or her away for a few minutes to distract him/her until he/she can calm down. If it's your dog in the cross hairs, hopefully the other owner is watching, but if not, pull your dog anyway. Yup, even if it's not his/her fault. Better safe than sorry. If you have a beef, talk to the owner, but also know that this is how dogs communicate. They can't reason like humans can, and they communicate much more on body language alone. This is how dogs socialize. Pulling your dog also applies in every humping situation.
Your dog may get bit at the dog park. Hopefully it's not awful, but you must accept that this can happen, and sometimes, yes - GASP - it can be your dog's fault. My big guy was bitten last year because he got too close to an older german shepherd who did not want to play. It left a pretty deep puncture wound in his thigh and a scar. He deserved it for bugging the other dog. I love my dog to pieces, and while I felt bad that he got hurt, this is how he learned this lesson (which I could not have taught him).
Just keep a cool head and allow your dog(s) to have a good time at the park. Be responsible and friendly and ensure your dog has roughly the same attitude and you both will have a great time.