Amanda R.
Yelp
My daughter is obsessed with paranormal Youtube channels so she wanted to stay here, and I decided to surprise her as a treat. I had realistic expectations, having seen the place on some of the videos she was watching, so I wasn't expecting a luxury stay. However, we booked the room titled the Fear Itself Suite, which was significantly more expensive than most of the other rooms, and the website made it sound like it was a better room/experience. The room was exactly the same size as the others around it - two queen beds, a bathroom so small you couldn't properly close the door because it hit the toilet, and just enough room to walk single-file around the beds. The murals painted in the room are well-done and creepy, great for photos, but the painters dripped paint everywhere - you'll see it on curtains, on the backs of the chairs, on the lampshades, etc. The people in the room next to us told us that their room was also super hot and stuffy with bad AC, and their beds were very uncomfortable - the man said that when he turned down their sheets their bed wasn't particularly clean either.
The location is exactly what it looks like in photos. 5000+ toy clowns, a whole "haunted/spookhouse" paint job, etc. There are murals and plenty of art to buy, as well as very kitchy souvenirs in the gift shop. Anyone who is planning to stay here knows that part, so I won't bother going into it. I will, however, give an honest review of the rest of the stay so that people know what to expect.
The man who runs the place is very nice and seems to enjoy his job. He was training another man while we were there. They welcome tourists and photography, bloggers/content creators, cosplayers, etc and are very friendly to that kind of thing, filming short films or photoshoots, etc. However, the hotel is undergoing a lot of renovations and they don't seem to be very well done. Our room had a hole in the drywall of the ceiling, huge spots where the flooring was ripped up/nailed down badly, carpet that was duct-taped together, curtains that wouldn't close so anyone could see into our ground-floor-level room, and an elderly AC window unit that simply couldn't keep the room cooler than around 85 degrees even in max cool settings. There's piles of lumber, paint cans, and random appliances everywhere on the grounds, and many of the repair jobs seem very amateur and badly done. There were tiny flying mosquito/gnat bugs in the room and several crickets, the carpet was disgusting and turned the bottoms of our socks black, my bedspread had mystery stains on it and the beds were rock hard, and the fridge/freezer had someone else's leftover food in it when we arrived, so that doesn't inspire the idea that the room was neatly cleaned or turned over between guests. For $150 a night, this is absolutely wild and not at all what I was hoping for.
The place doesn't have vending machines or any sort of refreshments for sale on site (a HUGE missed opportunity, even if they put a cooler in the gift shop and sold sodas/water/bags of chips they'd make a ton of revenue), so bring your own snacks, drinks, etc. We had to drive down the road to a gas station in the middle of the night to get bottled water. The entire town of Tonopah shuts down at like 4 PM so there's only four choices of places to eat dinner - none of them with high rankings and our own experience at the Pittman Cafe was beyond disappointing - so I highly recommend bringing your own stuff. And I would recommend bringing your own pillows, bug spray and possibly a box fan if you can swing it, lol.
We signed up for the ghost tour ($10 a person), which--- the guy was nice, but oof. Very eccentric and definitely played to the "roadside attraction" feel of it, I guess we were hoping for a bit more authentic of a tour about the history of the town, the mine fire, etc. They gave us EMF readers and had us download some apps on our phone, but it was very hokey and it involved us walking through the graveyard at night tripping over everything and trying not to fall in holes because we only had the light of his cell phone flashlight to guide us through. He was telling us things like "If your room is hot when you checked in, it's the ghosts because they like to play tricks with the AC" etc instead of "The units are really old and can't keep up with the demands of a desert motel". If I went back, I would skip the tour. It just felt very gimmicky.
The cemetery next door IS very cool though, and you can get some great photos and have fun exploring the old mining headstones and reading the captions. Tonopah is a strange, quirky little place and the Clown Motel definitely embraces that. My daughter and I couldn't get any sleep - the room was so hot and sticky, and the bugs in our room plus the hard beds were not a good combo. We left our key in the drop at 5 AM and headed out of town. We did get to see a beautiful Tonopah sunrise as we left it in the rearview, though!