Damien S.
Yelp
If you'd like to suggest a minimum for credit card use, then suggest it. Go ahead. Write a cute little poem, or have a friend doodle on the sign (doodle-on-the-sign!) and what have you, but realize that it should only be a suggestion, lest ye catch someone at a real lackluster part of their day, searching for something specific only to find it tied up in economic red tape.
Wanted to make a pizza and remembered everything but shredded mozzarella. Y-Not fell on the drive home, and after a little cajoling by Shaun H, I swung though expecting the worst. Circled past the older gents playing Keno at an feverish pace, and discovered the cheese thanks to a pretty proficient sense of organization.
The cheese proved to be at the standard convenience store price point ($4.79. For two cups) but cravings are cravings and I was ready to pay. $4.79 on the dot, and being short on cash, I pulled the card for payment.
"There's a $5 minimum."
"Really? It's only 21c man. And I don't have any cash"
"Sorry sir, that is the minimum.
*stunned silence*
"Would you like to purchase something else?"
"No, I just want my cheese."
"I'm sorry then."
"You can't do that - it violates the credit card agreement you have."
"Good bye sir."
To his credit, he was quite congenial, but I'm not shopping for the smiles. Perhaps if I were a reg like the rest of these lovely folks, they'd flex a little courtesy, but nyet. My patronage was swept away by some broom of the cosmos and all for 20c.