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It's funny that with me being in music, modeling, Bourdaining, and Barbie being in porn, that she went to an Ivy League school and I went to Oxbridge, and yet we're both working in professions that require........ Zero Degrees.
This was the first location I ever went to. The first of many. I lost my Zerginity here. They didn't pop my cherry though, because I've never ordered any products with cherry in them. Not even a chick-a-cherry-cola. But there is a chick that works here who I love, does that count?
I wanted to take my cats here, but that's when I thought it was called Zero DeFleas. It's not. So that would have been redundant.
Try: Strawberry Limeade, Strawberry Mojito, Viet Iced Coffee, and other stuffs.
Don't try: this at home kids.
They should really only hire females to work here. Then they could be called Zero DeHe's.
At first we were absolutely addicted to Zero Degrees. After about 15 trips, Barbie still loves it but not as much, and I like it a lot, but nowhere near as much as her. Certain Fruity and Lime and Coffee drinks are great. Strawberry Limeade, the Mojitos. The Vietnamese coffee is probably the most impressive. The split cup option is great because you can get two drinks, of decent size, for the price of one - but be careful because when they put the ice in, you can end up with hardly any drink, so I highly recommend asking for Less ice regardless of which drink you get.
And apparently the Chili Powder added to the Mangonada can cure almost anything. You walk in riddled with every virus on earth... you walk out with Zero Disease.
OK that's not true, but you'd think it was by how long the line is sometimes.
Of course it's a franchise from California and they are famous for their Mangonada - and those are pretty good if you like that kind of thing. It's an Asian take on the Mexican specialty, but they must do a good job because masses of Latinos come here, and you know they could go to authentic Mexican spots, but they choose here, so it must compare favourably in the eyes of many. However, I'm not into the whole mangonada, because of the Chili powder maybe, so what I recommend is adding a bunch of Mango to the top of whatever fruit drink you get for a mere $1. And that's what I call a deal!
If you launched one of those into space, it'd be a MangoNASA.
And they've had customers from every state except for our nation's capital. Crazy right? Thousands from every other state... but Zero DC's!
I haven't seen my favorite girl that works here for a long time so hopefully I will be seeing her again at some point.
And Barbie says that she wouldn't have made nearly as much money in her video career if she'd done Zero DP's.
Now let's finish with a Wrap. I mean Rap.
Before you tell your kid about the birds and the BEES
Before you teach your kid about thanks and PLEASE
Before you test your kid on the ABCs
Get a Boba Drink at to Zero DEGREES
Before a bunch of Yelpers call you a TEASE
Before an old man gives your butt a SQUEEZE
Before you go to Redtube to stare at SLEAZE
Get a Cucumber Lime at Zero DEGREES
Before your brows grow so long you gotta TWEEZE
Before your chronic Asthma makes you WHEEZE
Before your epilepsy makes you SEIZE
Get a Horchata at Zero DEGREES
Before your boss walks in and you get on your KNEES
Before you show your co-workers your "EXPERTISE"
Before you service the entire board of TRUSTEES
Get a Viet Coffee at Zero DEGREES
Before the hipsters fill the world with CHEESE
Before the Atlanta Falcons become MALTESE
Before the Shiites kill all the SUNNIS
Try a Mangonada (ew) at Zero DEGREES
Before the US invades BELIZE
Before the right wingers cut down all the TREES
Before global warming gives way to deep FREEZE
Get a Mojito at Zero DEGREES
Before a deep manhole swallows your KEYS
Before you find out that you're VIETNAMESE
Before you get a terminal DISEASE
Get Strawberry Lime at Zero DEGREES
Before I do a porn scene on a TRAPEZE
Before I post a pic (pulls down pants) of THESE
Before I find out that I have HERPES
Get a split cup at Zero DEGREES!
Before Barbie goes raising all of her FEES
Especially on acts involving FECES
And makes the crowd slurp her feet during her STRIPTEASE
Get a split personality at Zero DEGREES!!
Oh hi, my name is Steve. How did I get here?