"Every year the Riverside Park Conservancy releases an assemblage of goats to munch on invasive plant species harming the park’s native wildlife. Naturally, there was an opening ceremony for the occasion called the “Running Of The Goats” that took place on July 14th. This year, not only will five of the goats be available for IRL meet and greets while they graze by 120th Street until the end of the August, but one of them will be crowned the G.O.A.T. using a ranked-choice system. The descriptions of the nominated goats are the best thing we’ve read all week. Please enjoy." - hannah albertine
