"Open since 1967 and responsible for thousands, if not millions, of paracetamol the following day, this yodelling, beer boot-pouring, bratwurst-grilling Austrian cavern on Westbourne Grove knows how to have a good time. Sure, the goulash is mediocre but who cares when Josef, the elderly owner in lederhosen, is playing the cowbells like he’s on the Pyramid Stage. In fact, don’t be surprised if someone is crowd surfing by the time the karaoke mic comes out. Come with friends, make more, and pray that sausage selection lines your stomach by the time tomorrow comes." - heidi lauth beasley, jake missing, rianne shlebak, sinead cranna