"At this swanky hotel restaurant, you can cosplay as a forlorn tourist in head-to-toe business casual, in town for just one night of hot tuber-based companionship before catching the first flight back to Grand Rapids. The fries here work very well for the bit, tossed in a smoky seasoning and served with bright chimichurri aioli. If you’re feeling particularly bold, slide a room key over to a hottie on the other end of the bar and see what happens. (Probably nothing—this is Seattle, after all.)" - aimee rizzo