"For elder millennials or anyone who loved calling their bartender a mixologist in 2012, Laurel Hardware is probably a familiar name. The clubby spot was where you went for underwhelming food, shoddy service, and hot people standing around saying things like, “This place used to be a real hardware store!” Fast forward to today and somehow nothing’s changed. In fact, this place is even more of an impressive sh*tshow. The back patio has doubled in size, it’s now packed with drunk 22-year-olds eating oily fried rice and helping their littles plan Rush Week." - brant cox