"You have your Mexican go-to spots. But you’re not bringing a girl your work friend set you up with who just moved from Tampa and is “adjusting to culture” to your most treasured territory. Take her to Mercado, the entirely mediocre Mexican restaurant on 3rd Street. The space itself is actually quite nice, with the requisite white brick design accents, hardwood floors, and plenty of natural light for her “I’m in LA!” social media posts. Their guacamole and margarita situation will have her LIVING." - brant cox