"Ralph Lauren’s tartan-filled, subterranean Midtown country club has cornered the market on equestrian paintings and parquet ceilings, and it’s the closest you’ll get to a guaranteed celebrity sighting in New York City. In order to book a table, you have to call and speak to a reservationist who will gently take your hopes out back and bury them six feet under. (For a more realistic shot, reach out day-of to check for cancellations, or try a concierge service.) Is the food good? Who cares? You’re here for the scene." - team infatuation