"Schwartz & Sandy’s is the best of the Vanderpump Rules restaurants, which is like being the fastest walker at the Broken Foot Convention. This birds of paradise-filled “lounge” takes up a strip mall space in Franklin Village, a sleepy-ish neighborhood that’s perfect for aging improv actors and art history majors who shop used bookstores, but less so a gaudy bar run by reality TV stars. As a result, Schwartz & Sandy’s is almost always a ghost town. During a recent visit for dinner and drinks, we were the only people in the place for nearly two hours (except for a bored bartender). Even the solid lobster corn dogs can’t salvage what is an objectively depressing environment." - Brant Cox
