"You’ve worked on your summer body for the last few months. And right now, the only person who has seen it is someone that you never want to see again. Work up the courage to tell them at The Window. At the window-service spot, all of South Street will be able to see your look in full force, and the lack of seating makes the whole thing quick and painless. Go with a comforting order of patty melts and super-sized hot dogs to soften the blow. And while you’re scanning the sidewalk for your next hookup, direct them to Bob and Barbara's next door if they need a near-endless supply of dark liquor." - candis mclean