"Nobu has celebrity in its very makeup—Robert De Niro is a co-founder. The glitzy Japanese-Peruvian restaurant comes up in songs a lot too. “She wanna go Nobu just for the Snap” is about as relatable as it gets from D-Block Europe. And Central Cee is even less keen on black cod with miso: “I don't want Nobu, I need me a yard food” he raps. There are three restaurants in London alone but, for every major and minor kind of somebody, it’s a safe space. The equivalent of a McDonald’s in the airport to us normies." - jake missing, sinead cranna, heidi lauth beasley, rianne shlebak