"Any restaurant where the servers carry around flashlights is dark. And that’s what happens at this circa-1965 fondue spot in Lincoln Park. Besides the flashlights and the little blue flames from the fondue pots, the main sources of light at Geja’s are the glowing red bulbs scattered throughout. If you’ve ever wanted to combine eating with being too scared to have your phone light up and ruin the campy romantic mood, Chicago’s darkest restaurant is the place to do it." - veda kilaru, john ringor, adrian kane