"If San Francisco were the Serengeti, Southern Pacific would be a giant watering hole. It seems like everyone in the city shows up here to hang out in packs. But instead of telling groups apart by their plumage or neck length, here, it’s done by branded backpacks and funny birthday party hats. After you get over the fact that this place reminds you of the lunchroom scene from Mean Girls, though, get a few pitchers and try to work “fetch” into the conversation as soon as possible." - will kamensky