"Motel No Tell is not a subtle place. The motel-themed bar has loud music, neon signs, and a disco ball in every bathroom, and it’s not uncommon to see bartenders here dumping tequila into little paper coffee cups that serve as shot glasses. If you want to go out and meet some people who enjoy frozen drinks and ‘80s decor as much as you, it’s a wonderful choice. Bring a group, and try to snag the couch in the back that looks like it’s been in storage for the past few decades." - bryan kim, kenny yang, neha talreja, will hartman, sonal shah