Jen K.
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As a Baroness of impeccable taste, I must say 5 Soul Wine Co. nearly transported me back to my ancestral estate. The sweeping Hill Country vista is divine; the only thing missing is my family’s castle perched dramatically upon a cliff. I’ll allow it.
The firepits are delightfully toasty, perfect for holding court with one’s companions. And while they offer pickleball courts (for those who enjoy such… athletic displays), I personally prefer to observe from a safe, sip-in-hand distance. It's far more regal that way.
The staff? Positively charming. Friendly, attentive, and entirely unfazed by my insistence on addressing them as “my good sir” or “milady.” A rare talent.
Now, the food trucks deserve their very own title of nobility. The Bavarian pretzel is to die for — nearly as good as the ones from my homeland, and I’ve been assured it contains absolutely zero calories. I chose to believe this without question, as all true aristocrats do.
Dog lovers, rejoice. The grounds are wonderfully dog-friendly, allowing even non-designer breeds to roam freely among the common folk. And should you be so fortunate as to encounter the house doodle, you may be treated to his singular party trick: a rather impressive spin. I applauded, of course.
In summary: exquisite views, delightful wine, charming company, and a pretzel worthy of a royal decree. Five stars. I shall return with haste, and possibly a tiara.